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    Wife Mart

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    A new store that sells wives opens in Dallas, TX > >A man may go to choose a wife from among MANY women. >The store is composed of 6 floors, and the women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose a wife from that floor. But if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building--no stopping on any lower floors. A man goes to the shopping center to find a wife. >

    >***************** On the first floor the sign on the door reads: > > Floor 1 - These women have jobs. > >The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my last girlfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up he goes. > >***************** The second floor sign reads: > >

    Floor 2 - These women have jobs, love sports, and are good cooks. > >The man smiles to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" > >*************** The third floor sign reads: > >

    Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports, are good cooks, and are extremely good looking. "Better!" he says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" > >***************** The fourth floor sign reads: > >

    Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports, are good cooks, are extremely good looking and do all the housework. > >"Wow," exclaims the man, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more, much more, further up!" He heads up another flight. > >***************** The fifth floor sign reads: > >

    Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, are good cooks, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't complain and gripe about anything. > > "Hot Dang!..how close to perfect can you get?.. .. But just think.....what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth >floor he goes. > >***************** The sixth floor sign reads: > >

    Floor 6 - Welcome. You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to this floor. There are no women on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that men are impossible to please. >Thank you for shopping Wife Mart, and have a nice day.
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    lmao sad cuz its tru

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    dang.. 26 views.. yall didn't think this was funny???


    Where's CB at.. she'd love this one..
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    hehe

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    Not bad. LoL

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    LOL...yes it's very true. we might be immpossible to please but women are always right...so they think...

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    I liked the women one better,same joke but with men on each floor, someone posted it a few days ago. I believe women are extremely harder to please. That is why most guys just agree to whatever they say because they know they will get a LONG drawn out arguement if they disagree (no offense to any of the ladies of course).

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    I think it would have been better if it went like this ........

    Floor 6 - Welcome. You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to this floor. There are no women on this floor. This is because there are no women that are perfect. >Thank you for shopping Wife Mart, and have a nice day.

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