Best Irish joke!!

[needmorestrength]

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit >surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

[kman]

ha, thats a good one..

[PaRiS2005]

hahaha...thats cute

[TheNatural3456]

hahaha very funny

[HeavyHitter]

liked it NMS!!!! hahhaha

[Mesomorphyl]

An Irishman was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the Irishman complained that they didn't produce the desired results.
"Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.
"What do you think I've been doing with them," replied the Irishman, "shoving them up my arse?"

OR (for the bouncers in here)

A guy walks into an Irish pub and announces to the barman, "Hey pal, I have some really good Irish jokes to tell you!"
The barman leans over to him and says, "Listen, If I was you I would watch what you say. Both the bouncers are Irish, I'm Irish, in fact everyone in this place is Irish!"
"Oh, that's Okay," replied the guy, "I will talk v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y!"

[needmorestrength]

lol 2 the last one

[SplinterCell]

that was good

[irish bulldog]

weirdos