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    Do you fold, or crumple?

    Do you fold or crumple your toilet paper... i've had this discussion with many people and i personally think that folding is better.. when i have time and am not in a rush i usually take my time and get nice clean folds in there.. otherwise its a half assed crumple/fold.... its bad news.

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    big 'ol crumbled wad.... I sh!t so big I have to stand up to get off it

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    Ummm...crumple...lol this a funny thread dude...

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    I fold it nice and neat and place it on the end of my "Poo" stick......no way I'm sticky my hand near that nasty thing! You know what comes out of there?!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by paris2005
    Ummm...crumple...lol this a funny thread dude...
    if you crumple it, it seems to me that there could be a greater possiblity for slippage.. even a small amount of slippage is a bad bad deal..

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    neither. I use corn cobs or leaves.

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    Fold of course. Crumpling is for rednecks from TX!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    I fold it nice and neat and place it on the end of my "Poo" stick......no way I'm sticky my hand near that nasty thing! You know what comes out of there?!!!!

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    whats toilet paper

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    crumpling is much better.... more surface area from ridges and crinkles!!!

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    crumple. who has time to fold?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    crumpling is much better.... more surface area from ridges and crinkles!!!
    maybe so.. but soon, someday... your finger will inevitably slip through and it will ruin you for the rest of your days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfade7
    maybe so.. but soon, someday... your finger will inevitably slip through and it will ruin you for the rest of your days.
    hahaha..i agree bro! Thats why im a folder...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    hahaha..i agree bro! Thats why im a folder...lol

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    of course!

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    First off Crumpler mostly folder sometimes.

    But, Do you stand and wipe? Sit and Wipe? Put a foot on the seat to get a REAL good swipe at it???? Specially if your big! I am a foot on the seat guy. Wife hates it. I feel much better this way

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    crumple, then wipe about three or four times, from the front to the rear

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMondodondo


    First off Crumpler mostly folder sometimes.

    But, Do you stand and wipe? Sit and Wipe? Put a foot on the seat to get a REAL good swipe at it???? Specially if your big! I am a foot on the seat guy. Wife hates it. I feel much better this way
    I can so picture you doing this and a turd hitting the floor! hahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfade7
    maybe so.. but soon, someday... your finger will inevitably slip through and it will ruin you for the rest of your days.
    i have nightmares every night hoping the day wont come....

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    i love my baby wipes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMondodondo


    First off Crumpler mostly folder sometimes.

    But, Do you stand and wipe? Sit and Wipe? Put a foot on the seat to get a REAL good swipe at it???? Specially if your big! I am a foot on the seat guy. Wife hates it. I feel much better this way
    I dont understand WTF you are talkin about..... and i am not goin to try to think about it either....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    crumpling is much better.... more surface area from ridges and crinkles!!!
    unless you have one ply generic from safeway.

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    Crumpling can get messy. I'm a folder.

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    folding is far superior.

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    ah - after seeing this and my experience the other day - I think I am going to get a bidet

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    Crumpling can get messy. I'm a folder.
    There the **** it is! Anyone else say thier crumplers will now be ridiculed unmercifully. If Bdtr says fold then by God start folding your paper..........did I mention he uses a poo stick as well? Be sure to get one and start using it. If you're a little skinny ****er right now use one anyway......you'll need the practice.....for the day you're the size of Bdtr or Diesel..................you do want to get big don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLEON
    ah - after seeing this and my experience the other day - I think I am going to get a bidet
    Bidet......you mean that drinking fountain thingy? How the hell is drinking water going to clean your ass? I'm shocked.........I think you're losing it bro.

    I want everyone to keep an eye on Cycleon.....and for God Sake don't give him anything sharp!!!

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    I fold mine... nice and neat....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Bidet......you mean that drinking fountain thingy? How the hell is drinking water going to clean your ass? I'm shocked.........I think you're losing it bro.

    I want everyone to keep an eye on Cycleon.....and for God Sake don't give him anything sharp!!!
    yes juggy, that thing you drink from - you also use it to wash your feet if I remember - but the grownup people use it a bit differently

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    Folding is far superior. I wont shake hands with waders. I like to call them sh-t knuckles. LOL

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    both ways, what every I feel like at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLEON
    yes juggy, that thing you drink from - you also use it to wash your feet if I remember - but the grownup people use it a bit differently
    ah yes the bidet.... the "other urinal"

    Red

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    fold who wants a scratched butthole

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigcut77
    Folding is far superior. I wont shake hands with waders. I like to call them sh-t knuckles. LOL

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    I fold, and if im close to a sink, I wet it

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    crumple till i die

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    NEITHER, IM A WRAPPER, I WRAP THE **** **** AROUND MY WHOLE **** HAND.. that way no slippage...... and keep ur whole hand safe

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    i wouldnt even wanna imagine the amount of toilet paper you go through in a week bro, not to mention if u accidently touch the "wrap" in water and go for a wipe and the toilet paper break and your wipe your hole with your hand instead of the wrap. thats dangerous........

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    i believe in making the tp armcast. it just sucks when i forget to take the cast off before exiting the bathroom....

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    especially when you dont realize it till your nose itches...

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    Only women and little children wipe thier asses...

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