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    Hiring Midgets

    Looking for Tiny wee bit small undersmall person known as midget to serve snacks at incoming bday party in the NJ area.

    If interested please PM Hazard, only serious inquiries by midget will be considered.

    Take for note that female or male midget can apply, donkey and midget ponies are not considered as person and should not apply.

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    im 5.4 will that work

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    im 5.4 will that work
    LOL, I am too trying to get some midgets for a bacheolor party. My buddy is afraid of midgets, cowns and people with Down's syndrome.

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    poor guy

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    I'd hit these one's!..


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    And bdtr says he can make a guest appearance.





    bdtr's dog enjoys him too!


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    why do you have that pic you sick fuk?

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    Here's me, their first born with some buddies..




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    Need, you NEED some help

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    That is sooo sad you guys!! Don't make funny of midgets. But on another note, I saw this porn once with an angry midget, a magician, and a lesbian pimp...funniest thing I've ever seen..lmao...

    Plus my dad and uncle were midget wrestlers...




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    You guys are VERY disturbing!

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    Us? You sik fuk, you sik Irish Bastard.

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    WTF!! I did NOT put that picture on there!!! I just edited this post...if someone adds a pic to it...ooooo may God have mercy on your soul...
    Last edited by PaRiS2005; 03-03-2005 at 07:18 PM.

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    Paris? Midgets? I had no idea you were into that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    Paris? Midgets? I had no idea you were into that.

    My admiration for her grows (pardon the pun) everyday.

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    Bouncer , gout is making you horny?

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    yeah... if you know of any midgets in the jersey area willing to walk around my party carrying shooters.... let me know..... LMAO

    2 midgets preferably..... must be willing to dress up in a red jump suit and wear a blue wig... and im writing "thing 1" and "thing 2" on their chest. I want them to walk around the party offering shooters/shots and to mingle with people hahaha

    it's a paying job

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