Jesus..............

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03-31-2002, 01:22 PM
bex

Jesus..............

Is that Jesus?

An Italian walks into a bar with a bad knee and notices a guy sitting at
the end of the bar. He walks the bartender who it was. The bartender
told him it was Jesus. The Italian ordered a drink for himself and Jesus.

Next, a carpenter walks in. He asked if that was Jesus. He then ordered
a drink for himself and for Jesus.

Finally, a redneck walks in and orders a drink for himself and Jesus.

A few minutes later, Jesus gets up and goes to the Italian. He thanked
him for his generosity and healed him. Jesus walked over to the
carpenter, thanked him, and healed him. Then, he walked over to the
redneck. The redneck jumped up and shouted," Don't heal me, I'm on
disability!"
03-31-2002, 01:25 PM
Billy Boy

You,ll have to explain that one?
03-31-2002, 01:36 PM
sniper105

Billy,
In America you can collect a lot of money if you become injured at work and can not work any more. You are are placed on "disability" which is a check from the state every month, and basically you get paid to be lazy for the rest of your life. It is a very abused system here.

BTW sorry to hear about the Queen Mum.
03-31-2002, 02:44 PM
Kasushi sakuraba

Yeah Jesus is mean like that some times!
03-31-2002, 02:56 PM
SPEEDY

Hilarious!!!
03-31-2002, 03:02 PM
Billy Boy

Quote:

Originally posted by sniper105
Billy,
In America you can collect a lot of money if you become injured at work and can not work any more. You are are placed on "disability" which is a check from the state every month, and basically you get paid to be lazy for the rest of your life. It is a very abused system here.

BTW sorry to hear about the Queen Mum.

Yes a shame about the Queen Mum,but she was old and very frail so it was only a matter of time.
03-31-2002, 03:09 PM
SPEEDY

and Margaret? Is everyone going?