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    I curse these good looks! Curse them i tell you!

    I could have walked home with a couple of 9's easy tonight, but no mr faithfull says no. I curse these good looks of mine, it's to much for 1 man to have. If anyone of you uggly's want some of my cute-genes just gimme a PM.

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    Preach on fellow Pimp.

    I echo your sentiments.

    Remember, for I am AR's most confident/cocky person by recent poll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    I could have walked home with a couple of 9's easy tonight, but no mr faithfull says no. I curse these good looks of mine, it's to much for 1 man to have. If anyone of you uggly's want some of my cute-genes just gimme a PM.

    i wouldnt have been able to say no to that!

    congrats mate!

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    Conceited, cocky, hmmm guys on this board are just FULL of IT
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    This is an obvious attempt to have other lonely male members contact him. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Conceited, cocky, hmmm guys on this board are just FULL of IT
    Full of what? Good looks? Great sense of humor? Uncanny sense of humor on message boards, etc.......



    Or course!

    You got it goin' on too Mamma.

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    LOL Swole....got mad luv for you .
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    I could have walked home with a couple of 9's easy tonight, but no mr faithfull says no. I curse these good looks of mine, it's to much for 1 man to have. If anyone of you uggly's want some of my cute-genes just gimme a PM.
    can i have some

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    good choice you dont some sick VD jumping all over your weiner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Preach on fellow Pimp.

    I echo your sentiments.

    Remember, for I am AR's most confident/cocky person by recent poll.

    ~SC~

    Swole you are great all around it seems.

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    Swole, If I were gay there would be no other man in this world who I would love to fornicate with then you...youve got it all and more.......*purrrrrrrrrr*

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    Quote Originally Posted by SplinterCell
    Swole, If I were gay there would be no other man in this world who I would love to fornicate with then you...youve got it all and more.......*purrrrrrrrrr*

    Interesting. If this was directed towards me I think I would need to turn my monitor off for a few days!

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelxterminator
    Interesting. If this was directed towards me I think I would need to turn my monitor off for a few days!

    LOL good thing Swole is secure in his hetrosexuality
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Holy sh*t..............

    I'd like to say thanks, but you said fornicate.

    That scares me.

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    Swole who


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    Quote Originally Posted by angelxterminator
    Interesting. If this was directed towards me I think I would need to turn my monitor off for a few days!
    So lets just say it was hypothetically directed at you why would you turn off the monitor for a few day's? Too busy having wild ghey butt secks with me?

    / I keed, I keed....4 years of attending a private catholic all boys academy does a little something to you

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    **** the good looks, I turned down 2 threesomes to be "Mr. Faithful", why do all the women come when you are already involved with someone else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    **** the good looks, I turned down 2 threesomes to be "Mr. Faithful", why do all the women come when you are already involved with someone else?
    I dont know man, its really hard turning away good looking babes all the time.

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    Dont feel bad, i just get pepper sprayed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    Dont feel bad, i just get pepper sprayed.
    Hahaha

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    Bumping this cause im going to work in 1½ hour, so you all know who your girl is looking at and wishing you where haha!

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    LOL Palme......I think that no matter what man I look at.... oh god I wish it could be Palme .... then I have to go change my panties
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    then I have to go change my panties
    Thank you for that vision I really enjoyed it

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    LOL happy to be of "service"
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL happy to be of "service"
    Sevice with a smile

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    LOL Coffee Tea or ME big boy!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    il send you my address so you can send them righ over -thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    I could have walked home with a couple of 9's easy tonight, but no mr faithfull says no. I curse these good looks of mine, it's to much for 1 man to have. If anyone of you uggly's want some of my cute-genes just gimme a PM.
    First thing I thought reading this is why didnt you get those free 9mm's and walk back home? Forgive me Im sick here. But good call on that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    I could have walked home with a couple of 9's easy tonight, but no mr faithfull says no. I curse these good looks of mine, it's to much for 1 man to have. If anyone of you uggly's want some of my cute-genes just gimme a PM.
    That's what you get for being Mr.Faithful.
    Jay-Z said it best:

    "Me give my heart to a woman?
    Not for nothin', never happen,
    I'll be forever mackin' "

    I've been single for two years now and plan on staying such for ten years or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    I dont know man, its really hard turning away good looking babes all the time.
    I feel ya man, all the mistakes i have made with girls have been a result of my good looks and then i just cant withstand the temptaion, its just too much!! But I did turn down a threesome the other night, b/c one of them was a dirty slut, so i just got with her friend LOL

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    P.S. Nice thread

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    Haha barbi i do that to alot of women You should always have extra underwear when im around or just go commando


    I must think over this single thing, this is getting hard.

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    LOL Don't do it. The grass is always Greener.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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