IM Becomming a MONK! because my life sux

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03-06-2005, 12:46 AM
taiboxa

IM Becomming a MONK!

this is my relationship scenerio
1. Meet Girl w/ morals and great personality and attractive
2. Go on date she trys to jump my bones but cops out right before The goods go in
3. next day she says she is falling in love with me, this scares her she dumps me
4. calls me back wans somene to cuddle with and be close too *thats me*
5. Doesnt want to spend time with me except in public so nothing good kan happen
6. wants to make out but remain friends and NOTHING more
7. wants me to come to club she's and and try to find her and if i dont find her its ok kuz she is with her friends, IM ALONE so i feel retarded..
8. dont find her at club, but meet some new chick and the cycle starts over
So we kan see from this info that i never get laid...How exciting it is to be me
03-06-2005, 01:01 AM
abstrack

suck it up and move on. Those are only two fishes in a sea of many
03-06-2005, 01:02 AM
YounG_SluG11

That sucks. I get it all the time. :D
03-06-2005, 01:03 AM
taiboxa

2?~ see the REPEAT part.. repeat EVERY TIME and the last chick was hot w/ fake boobs >< and i didnt get to utilize the 5000$ goods either now im on step 6 with a NEW CHICK! soon to find someone else in 4 days :(
03-06-2005, 01:04 AM
YounG_SluG11

Quote:

Originally Posted by abstrack

suck it up and move on. Those are only two fishes in a sea of many

Agreed.

Don't waste your time. Sound like they're pretty immature, or there's something wrong w/ you.
03-06-2005, 01:07 AM
taiboxa

i think im too irrestitable in begining? and they fall to hard for me right off bat... its the sympathy for the fat kid scenerio...
03-06-2005, 01:08 AM
YounG_SluG11

Are you fat?
03-06-2005, 01:10 AM
taiboxa

lol 11% max i suppose which to me.. is bout fattest i been in long time so.. YEAH i am
03-06-2005, 01:10 AM
seanw

Are you a kid ?
03-06-2005, 01:11 AM
taiboxa

>< im old enuff to drink and be merry...
03-06-2005, 01:13 AM
YounG_SluG11

Quote:

Originally Posted by taiboxa

>< im old enuff to drink and be merry...

How old are your girlfriends?
03-06-2005, 01:15 AM
taiboxa

21-24 i going for young women because my ex wife is 8yrs older than me so like when i was 19 she was 27 and in the 4yrs we were together... I LEARND ALOT! now i am taking my extreme knowledge and skill and going to go dominate the young women and make me a slave by making here lil eyes roll back into her head :)
03-06-2005, 01:18 AM
seanw

Bro you have a low self asteem problem IMO. According to your profile you are around 24/25 at 238lbs with 11% BF. You must look like a fvking tank !!!. If you think you are fat at 11% you need a shrink not advice from us. So unless you have a face like a gorilla I would imagine the chics are flocking after you. How old are these ladies you are toying with ? 11 ? Go somewhere where there are chics that are a bit more mature and dont be put off, you have your whole life ahead of you. Good luck !!
03-06-2005, 01:18 AM
AandF6969

Women are by nature irrational creatures and there is no explanation or reason for their odd behavior... so, say f*ck it and move on to the next one.
03-06-2005, 01:19 AM
taiboxa

ha ty no my face is very fly ;) even looks good w/ a mullet
03-06-2005, 01:37 AM
icewind

Quote:

Originally Posted by taiboxa

this is my relationship scenerio
1. Meet Girl w/ morals and great personality and attractive
2. Go on date she trys to jump my bones but cops out right before The goods go in
3. next day she says she is falling in love with me, this scares her she dumps me
4. calls me back wans somene to cuddle with and be close too *thats me*
5. Doesnt want to spend time with me except in public so nothing good kan happen
6. wants to make out but remain friends and NOTHING more
7. wants me to come to club she's and and try to find her and if i dont find her its ok kuz she is with her friends, IM ALONE so i feel retarded..
8. dont find her at club, but meet some new chick and the cycle starts over
So we kan see from this info that i never get laid...How exciting it is to be me

This sh1t happened to me too about 10,000,000,000 times. Nothing new here!! :frown:
03-06-2005, 01:40 AM
MILPOLDAN1

Maybe you are being to nice to these women.
03-06-2005, 01:51 AM
IntensityX

To be a playa you got to play the field,if you strike out so fu*king what you get back to the d*mn plate and swing again,you keep swinging until you hit one out of the ballpark now get your sorry ass back into the game and quit whinning!!!!!!
03-06-2005, 01:57 AM
MILPOLDAN1

Quote:

Originally Posted by IntensityX

To be a playa you got to play the field,if you strike out so fu*king what you get back to the d*mn plate and swing again,you keep swinging until you hit one out of the ballpark now get your sorry ass back into the game and quit whinning!!!!!!

Yeah he's right, sooner or later you will hit a homerun. :banana:
03-06-2005, 03:03 AM
stocky121

:lift:

Quote:

Originally Posted by MILPOLDAN1

Maybe you are being to nice to these women.

my thought's exactly nice guy's finish last alway's remember that.
03-06-2005, 03:15 AM
Chemical King

Quote:

Originally Posted by taiboxa

this is my relationship scenerio
1. Meet Girl w/ morals and great personality and attractive
2. Go on date she trys to jump my bones but cops out right before The goods go in
3. next day she says she is falling in love with me, this scares her she dumps me
4. calls me back wans somene to cuddle with and be close too *thats me*
5. Doesnt want to spend time with me except in public so nothing good kan happen
6. wants to make out but remain friends and NOTHING more
7. wants me to come to club she's and and try to find her and if i dont find her its ok kuz she is with her friends, IM ALONE so i feel retarded..
8. dont find her at club, but meet some new chick and the cycle starts over
So we kan see from this info that i never get laid...How exciting it is to be me

Bro, thats what you call a knockback, brushoff, ****ed off or whatever you wanna call it.

Think this dude needs to find a brothal