Anabolics
Search More Than 6,000,000 Posts
Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1
    Joey2ness's Avatar
    Joey2ness is offline Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    On AR's Forum
    Posts
    570

    Talking Old Turner Brown Joke

    heres a joke for the people who wouldn't mind wasting a couple of minutes
    www.coopsjokes.com
    TURNER BROWN
    A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

    The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, “What’s wrong with you?”

    In a very weak voice the little guy says, “Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?”

    The big dude says, “I saw the curious look on your face and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

    I’m 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown.”

    The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn Around’.”

  2. #2
    hung-solo's Avatar
    hung-solo is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    HEELS 2005!!
    Posts
    3,977
    [QUOTE=Joey2ness]heres a joke for the people who wouldn't mind wasting a couple of minutes
    www.coopsjokes.com
    TURNER BROWN
    A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

    The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, “What’s wrong with you?”

    In a very weak voice the little guy says, “Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?”

    The big dude says, “I saw the curious look on your face and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

    I’m 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown.”

    The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn Around’.”[/QUOTE


    hahaha

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •