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    Exclamation My Luck > ALL!!!

    Its a Calm Cool Day... i go out to dump the 50galMetalDrumTrashCan into the dumpster. Pick it up and tip it over into the dumpster holding onto the bottom handles...
    Lo and BEHOLD! a BIG GUSTofWIND! not from the north south east or WEST(ern Wear) but FROM above me at a slight downward angle... this causes a falling Cup of Someones !CHEW! to be Blown ALL OVER ME making me loose my grip on trash can -> smashing my hand between handle and rim of dumpster, REJOICE! !!!!

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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    Ewwww **** wind!

    I was clearing a car and found a bong made out of one of those plastic bear honey containers....I put it on the roof of the car. Freaking wind blew it off and the bong water got on me, uniform and vest. I had a clean uniform but only one vest so I had to spend the rest of the nite stinking of bong water!!!!

    GROSS.

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    .. this didnt happen to be.. YOUR car by chance

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    Only if my daughter was driving it. No silly it was someone I was arresting for driving while suspended, expired registration, and no insurance!

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    did you smack around a lil.. and when are you going to cuff me?!

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    dirrrrrty dirrty kids...

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    LOL Nooo smack down or around!!! Too many cameras around these days

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    Man dont you watch soutpark.. its like the Hunting One.. all you gotta say is " ITS COMMING RIGHT FOR US!" that way its like YOU being threaten and u kan unload on them or wat ever it is and claim selfdefense.. it even works if they are cuff'd and on the ground you just say "HES COMMING RIGHT FOR ME!" then kick him in the hed or something.

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    taiboxa, where'd u learn to spell

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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    taiboxa, where'd u learn to spell
    Self tot... why, duz it show?

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    NEVER watched South Park....ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    Man dont you watch soutpark.. its like the Hunting One.. all you gotta say is " ITS COMMING RIGHT FOR US!" that way its like YOU being threaten and u kan unload on them or wat ever it is and claim selfdefense.. it even works if they are cuff'd and on the ground you just say "HES COMMING RIGHT FOR ME!" then kick him in the hed or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    NEVER watched South Park....ever.
    Same here and you couldent pay me to watch that crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    Self tot... why, duz it show?
    yes it does

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    yes it does
    good then people will recognize my ambition to succeed in the world of literature...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    NEVER watched South Park....ever.
    A) You have no sense humor
    B) You don't know what you're missing
    My ex never watched it until I made her sit down and watch it. Before long she was laughing hard enough to snort.
    It's not always political satire, ture. But when it is sophomoric humor, it's still semi-funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    Self tot... why, duz it show?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    A) You have no sense humor
    B) You don't know what you're missing
    My ex never watched it until I made her sit down and watch it. Before long she was laughing hard enough to snort.
    It's not always political satire, ture. But when it is sophomoric humor, it's still semi-funny.
    so everyone that doesnt like south park doesnt have a sense of humor?? i find it really annoying...guess i have no sense of humor, thanks for the tip.

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    This thread is gross. I've had things like that happen to me before too so don't feel bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SplinterCell
    Same here and you couldent pay me to watch that crap
    Ive seen it 2 maybe 3 times and i cant figure out why everyone likes it, but hey to each his own.

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