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Thread: My Luck > ALL!!!
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03-08-2005, 12:05 PM #1
My Luck > ALL!!!
Its a Calm Cool Day... i go out to dump the 50galMetalDrumTrashCan into the dumpster. Pick it up and tip it over into the dumpster holding onto the bottom handles...
Lo and BEHOLD! a BIG GUSTofWIND! not from the north south east or WEST(ern Wear) but FROM above me at a slight downward angle... this causes a falling Cup of Someones !CHEW! to be Blown ALL OVER ME making me loose my grip on trash can -> smashing my hand between handle and rim of dumpster, REJOICE! !!!!
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03-08-2005, 12:10 PM #2Female Member
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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03-08-2005, 12:10 PM #3
Ewwww **** wind!
I was clearing a car and found a bong made out of one of those plastic bear honey containers....I put it on the roof of the car. Freaking wind blew it off and the bong water got on me, uniform and vest. I had a clean uniform but only one vest so I had to spend the rest of the nite stinking of bong water!!!!
GROSS.1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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03-08-2005, 12:12 PM #4
.. this didnt happen to be.. YOUR car by chance
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03-08-2005, 12:14 PM #5
Only if my daughter was driving it. No silly it was someone I was arresting for driving while suspended, expired registration, and no insurance!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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03-08-2005, 12:20 PM #6
did you smack around a lil.. and when are you going to cuff me?!
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03-08-2005, 12:21 PM #7Female Member
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dirrrrrty dirrty kids...
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03-08-2005, 12:40 PM #8
LOL Nooo smack down or around!!! Too many cameras around these days
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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03-08-2005, 12:41 PM #9
Man dont you watch soutpark.. its like the Hunting One.. all you gotta say is " ITS COMMING RIGHT FOR US!" that way its like YOU being threaten and u kan unload on them or wat ever it is and claim selfdefense.. it even works if they are cuff'd and on the ground you just say "HES COMMING RIGHT FOR ME!" then kick him in the hed or something.
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03-08-2005, 12:48 PM #10
taiboxa, where'd u learn to spell
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03-08-2005, 12:51 PM #11Originally Posted by kloter1
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03-08-2005, 01:07 PM #12
NEVER watched South Park....ever.
Originally Posted by taiboxa1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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03-08-2005, 01:23 PM #13Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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03-08-2005, 01:25 PM #14Originally Posted by taiboxa
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03-08-2005, 01:33 PM #15Originally Posted by needmorestrength
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03-08-2005, 02:54 PM #16Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
B) You don't know what you're missing
My ex never watched it until I made her sit down and watch it. Before long she was laughing hard enough to snort.
It's not always political satire, ture. But when it is sophomoric humor, it's still semi-funny.
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03-08-2005, 03:13 PM #17Originally Posted by taiboxa
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03-08-2005, 03:19 PM #18Originally Posted by 63190
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03-08-2005, 03:52 PM #19
This thread is gross. I've had things like that happen to me before too so don't feel bad.
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03-08-2005, 03:58 PM #20Originally Posted by SplinterCell
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