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03-08-2005, 08:22 PM #1
Christian Joke
These christian trailer park people were at home when a tornado was headed straight towards their trailer.
They go out front and start praying in front of the trailer.
So some yankee sees them as he drives by and yells, "What are you doing? Don't you see the tornado coming?"
Christians say, "God is going to protect us from the tornado"
Yankee says, "Well who the hell do you think sent the tornado!"
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03-08-2005, 08:23 PM #2
Im.. going to say.. "The Fade" Sent the tornado.. just a hunch but thats what im going to go with.
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03-08-2005, 08:23 PM #3Originally Posted by Lozgod
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03-08-2005, 08:23 PM #4
Excellent! Very true I am afraid to say.
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03-08-2005, 08:25 PM #5Originally Posted by taiboxa
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03-08-2005, 08:26 PM #6
lmfao terrible but funny
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03-08-2005, 08:40 PM #7
ha??
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03-08-2005, 08:42 PM #8
Funnily but sadley true
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03-08-2005, 08:55 PM #9
Loz... What Would Jesus Do?(for a klondike bar)
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03-08-2005, 09:14 PM #10
You are all going to He!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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03-08-2005, 09:16 PM #11Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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03-08-2005, 09:20 PM #12Originally Posted by Lozgod1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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03-08-2005, 09:27 PM #13Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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03-08-2005, 09:33 PM #14
Hee Hee
Originally Posted by Lozgod1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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03-08-2005, 11:15 PM #15Originally Posted by Lozgod
Yes you are.........very bad shame, shame everyone knows your name.
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03-09-2005, 12:14 AM #16Senior Member
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i couldnt help but laugh, i am going to hell....... im gonna go to hell when i die, im gonna go to hell when i die wahoo
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03-09-2005, 07:31 AM #17New Member
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For those of you going to hell, Cheer up, Tis better to Reign in Hell than serve in heaven
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