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    Exclamation HowIgotMySubtramine... :)

    ok here it is... how to legally acquire your MERIDA..
    to qualify you have to be obease.. so i decided to use the BMI/military route since im extremely heavy. i have to weigh 205lb to pass the health assessment test for the AirForce. but to get merida i need to have ~35%BF using BMI which means i need to weigh like 245+ well i weigh 238 on a HEAVY DAY so what do i do.. i weigh that mornin of doc appointment at 232 i need f'n 13lbs by 3'o'clock so i go buy 3 bags of cookie dough 2 boxes of Krispy kream doughnuts 1 jar of peanut butter and take 15-20g's of creatine.. eat all this by noon and keep drinkin water well i got up to 248lbs and i felt like shyt .. I COULDNT BREATH .. i go in to doc's and first thing they do is take my blood pressure.. 175/113.. ROFL !!! side effects of Sibutramine= increased BloodPressure.. after lying to him and telling him its the caffiene making my BP so high he finally gives into my DEMANDS!

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    what is Subtramine?

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    Subutramine is an apetite suppressent

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    OIC well congrats on gettin that

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    LoL well thnx
    if i didnt have such a f'n eating disorder ( LOVE OF FOOD ) i wouldnt bother with it but im mentally weak when it comes to hunger pains and i love to gorge

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    yea, i am the same way but it really sucks for me, i havent been working out now for 2 months and im getting fat!! When my health clears up i will be able to get back in the gym!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    LoL well thnx
    if i didnt have such a f'n eating disorder ( LOVE OF FOOD ) i wouldnt bother with it but im mentally weak when it comes to hunger pains and i love to gorge
    Will power works pretty well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AandF6969
    Will power works pretty well...
    some people have disorders... like chemical problems. First i never feel full till its too late. even then im still hungry... its not hard for me to take in 7-8k calories which made it easy for me to bulk to 285 for a couple of Open Shootfights... and i was only about 18% BF but around 3k calories i have hungerpains like no other at night ><

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    some people have disorders... like chemical problems. First i never feel full till its too late. even then im still hungry... its not hard for me to take in 7-8k calories which made it easy for me to bulk to 285 for a couple of Open Shootfights... and i was only about 18% BF but around 3k calories i have hungerpains like no other at night ><
    cottage cheese before bed..

    300-500g of protein throughout the day..

    with the simple rule........... no carbs with fat.......... if the food has carbs and fats already in it....... you don't eat it..

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    LoL dood my diet is flawless except for when i get hungry and over eat... im drooping aprox 1.2lbs of fat a week
    I DESPISE HUNGER PAINS WITH A PASSION!
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