Funny'Yet'Retarded..its..ME

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03-08-2005, 10:26 PM
taiboxa

Funny'Yet'Retarded..its..ME

Here is how i got a chick who was becomming obsessed w/ me. lil background
first she loved me, then left me because she was scared then came back like a mad stalker so i get a call
goes like this
Girl: "Hey... what are you doing."
Me: "Holy piss its 2:00am, i am sleeping:
Girl: "oh Sorry, just wanted you to know i was thinking of you."
Me: "Im gonna try to make you hate me in 1 sentence, ok?"
Girl: "Whaa...?"
Me: "Now honestly, why would i want to date you comma, (yes i said Comma to make sure she knew it was still the same sentence and im so proud of that quick wit :rolleyes: ) i mean have you seen me?"
Girl: "I knew you were a self-centered bastard!"
Earlier that week she said i was self centered NEAT! and im fat :cry:
03-08-2005, 10:28 PM
Jantzen4k

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Originally Posted by taiboxa

Me: "Now honestly, why would i want to date you, i mean have you seen me?"

brilliant!!!! :dg:
03-08-2005, 10:34 PM
taiboxa

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Originally Posted by Jantzen4k

brilliant!!!! :dg:

Dood u left out the part where i said "COMMA" that is like My pride and joy in this whole thread ><
:cry:
03-08-2005, 10:37 PM
Explosive215

LOL Tai you are too much, "COMMA," u weirdo!
03-08-2005, 10:38 PM
fitnessguy

The comma part was sooooooooo such an awsome idea dude!!! Very fast thinkin!! Yeah !!! ;) you self centered bastard!! lol
03-08-2005, 10:40 PM
fitnessguy

Next time i need some good advice on how to get rid of chicks, comma, i know who to holla at!! :D
03-08-2005, 10:40 PM
taiboxa

you know i may seem totally weird, odd, hopless, retarded, annoying, slow, abnormal, and obnoxious but ... women flock to me like im going outta style and my friend says .. its because i dress nice in a gay way and they arent intimidated by me.. then become completely obsessed w/ my retarded child cuteness.. then i throw down the beefy meat snake and own them!
03-08-2005, 10:45 PM
kloter1

u gotta post some pics so we can this the man/woman behind the mask..errr weird posts
03-08-2005, 10:46 PM
taiboxa

LoL you want.. face shot or body or wat?
bleh those sound like Porn Scenerios...
03-08-2005, 10:47 PM
kloter1

lol money shot would be nice
03-08-2005, 10:49 PM
taiboxa

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Originally Posted by kloter1

lol money shot would be nice

omg ROFL thats the most horrid funny thing all day except for the "...Holy crap i think im going to hate cry..." comment