03-08-2005, 09:26 PM #1
Here is how i got a chick who was becomming obsessed w/ me. lil background
first she loved me, then left me because she was scared then came back like a mad stalker so i get a call
goes like this
Girl: "Hey... what are you doing."
Me: "Holy piss its 2:00am, i am sleeping:
Girl: "oh Sorry, just wanted you to know i was thinking of you."
Me: "Im gonna try to make you hate me in 1 sentence, ok?"
Me: "Now honestly, why would i want to date you comma, (yes i said Comma to make sure she knew it was still the same sentence and im so proud of that quick wit ) i mean have you seen me?"
Girl: "I knew you were a self-centered bastard!"
Earlier that week she said i was self centered NEAT! and im fat
03-08-2005, 09:28 PM #2Originally Posted by taiboxa
03-08-2005, 09:34 PM #3Originally Posted by Jantzen4k
03-08-2005, 09:37 PM #4
LOL Tai you are too much, "COMMA," u weirdo!
03-08-2005, 09:38 PM #5
The comma part was sooooooooo such an awsome idea dude!!! Very fast thinkin!! Yeah !!! you self centered bastard!! lol
03-08-2005, 09:40 PM #6
Next time i need some good advice on how to get rid of chicks, comma, i know who to holla at!!
03-08-2005, 09:40 PM #7
you know i may seem totally weird, odd, hopless, retarded, annoying, slow, abnormal, and obnoxious but ... women flock to me like im going outta style and my friend says .. its because i dress nice in a gay way and they arent intimidated by me.. then become completely obsessed w/ my retarded child cuteness.. then i throw down the beefy meat snake and own them!
03-08-2005, 09:45 PM #8
u gotta post some pics so we can this the man/woman behind the mask..errr weird posts
03-08-2005, 09:46 PM #9
LoL you want.. face shot or body or wat?
bleh those sound like Porn Scenerios...
03-08-2005, 09:47 PM #10
lol money shot would be nice
03-08-2005, 09:49 PM #11Originally Posted by kloter1
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