old woman shat in the grocery store today.......

**BARLOW** · 03-08-2005, 10:48 PM

today was the most weird ass day today.........
i got pissed off cause the minute i get to work an old woman didnt make it to the bathroom and left a trail of **** everywhere...... stunk so bad..... i had to clean it up , the old hag snuck out the back door....... then some jackass opened up a case of cookies , took a bite and put it back, then another jackass opened a gallon of milk took a drink and put it back on the shelf...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im a poo cleaner........

**Sierra_Breeze** · 03-08-2005, 10:51 PM

EEEW, sorry you had a bad day.........but look at it this way after that, tommorow has to be better

**taiboxa** · 03-08-2005, 10:51 PM

did you kill the old lady, use her body to clean up the mess then eat the cookies and milk that were opened... thats what i woulda done!

**Explosive215** · 03-08-2005, 10:52 PM

AHAHHAAH that is some funny stuff. you had to clean up old lady ****, lol

sorry bro, i couldnt help it
BTW where do you work?

**BARLOW** · 03-08-2005, 10:52 PM

I Dry Heaved , Holy **** It Stunk So Bad, I Used A Whole Can Of Oust Air Stuff, Works Good Btw, She Ate Some Raunchy **** I Say. All That Soy Milk Lol

**Explosive215** · 03-08-2005, 10:54 PM

LOL! Id be dry heaving my assoff GAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!! GAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH

**kloter1** · 03-08-2005, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by BARLOW

today was the most weird ass day today.........
i got pissed off cause the minute i get to work an old woman didnt make it to the bathroom and left a trail of **** everywhere...... stunk so bad..... i had to clean it up , the old hag snuck out the back door....... then some jackass opened up a case of cookies , took a bite and put it back, then another jackass opened a gallon of milk took a drink and put it back on the shelf...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im a poo cleaner........

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAAHHAAHAAAH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOOOL. dam dude i worked at publix for a few years and i had that **** happen before. one old lady pissed her pants in one of the aisles and there were drips all the way to the front bathrooms.

**BARLOW** · 03-08-2005, 10:57 PM

if you've seen dumb and dumberer, that was me... i walked in the bathroom i yeleld out
" SHE SHAT ON THE WALLS, THE MIRROR, THE TOWELS, SHE SHAT EVERYWHERE!!!! ****!!!!!"

**jordanfanatic23** · 03-08-2005, 11:07 PM

I used to work at an office supply store and there was thsi old guy charlie who had to wear D'Pends, so you can imagine what I had to smell all day around the poor guy.

**Nozzghoull** · 03-09-2005, 07:43 AM

Sorry Barlow, that sucks....Your not alone though, I had to throw a guy out last night that was drunk and pissing on the craps table. Last week I had to send an employee home because he smelled like sh*t and the guests were complaining, now thats a weird thing to do, telling grown men they stink and that they need to go home and shower and wipe their ass.
Your right though, crap incidents are the worst, last year I had to inform a old lady that she had sh*t herself, you could see it ooozing through her nylons running down her leg, but I didn't have to clean it up....

**BDTR** · 03-09-2005, 07:48 AM

One word... college! You'll thank me later when you aren't picking up geriatric feces.

**BDTR** · 03-09-2005, 07:49 AM

ok nevermind, you're still young.. just looked at your profile. Either way, go to college! I can't imagine having to work there.

**SwoleCat** · 03-09-2005, 08:12 AM

That's sh*tty!

~SC~

**BDTR** · 03-09-2005, 08:13 AM

Someone had to say it.. better you than me haha.

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

That's sh*tty!

~SC~

**SwoleCat** · 03-09-2005, 08:21 AM

U know me!

~SC~

**Bliss** · 03-09-2005, 08:26 AM

That happened at my store one nite.... I was supervising so I made someone else clean it up..... It was nasty.... she left a runny trail around the store, I dont think she realized that it happened though, I think it leaked from her Depends.... either way it was gross....

**Juggernaut** · 03-09-2005, 09:13 AM

All of those who would have quit right then and there raise your hand. I don't even clean up my own poo!

I'm laughing with you bro...really. hahahahahahaha

**Diesel** · 03-09-2005, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

All of those who would have quit right then and there raise your hand. I don't even clean up my own poo!

I'm laughing with you bro...really. hahahahahahaha

**IronFreakX** · 03-09-2005, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by BARLOW

today was the most weird ass day today.........
i got pissed off cause the minute i get to work an old woman didnt make it to the bathroom and left a trail of **** everywhere...... stunk so bad..... i had to clean it up , the old hag snuck out the back door....... then some jackass opened up a case of cookies , took a bite and put it back, then another jackass opened a gallon of milk took a drink and put it back on the shelf...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im a poo cleaner........

1st-u shouldve force fed him all the cookies
2nd-he wants to drink huh? make him drink 5 bottles of hot sauce
3rd-shovel her s** put it back where it belongs then put them all in one of those big azz trash cans pour gasoline all over them and burn them then have a smoke

**maxmuscle187** · 03-09-2005, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

All of those who would have quit right then and there raise your hand. I don't even clean up my own poo!

I'm laughing with you bro...really. hahahahahahaha

:spudnikwa

**Juggernaut** · 03-09-2005, 03:15 PM

So far Desiel, Max and myself would have walked off the job.....thank God...I thought I was the only person here who would have done that.

**MILPOLDAN1** · 03-09-2005, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by BARLOW

I Dry Heaved , Holy **** It Stunk So Bad, I Used A Whole Can Of Oust Air Stuff, Works Good Btw, She Ate Some Raunchy **** I Say. All That Soy Milk Lol

think how old she is her A$$hole is probably have decayed

**GetPumped** · 03-09-2005, 03:55 PM

There is this old azz guy at the gym that constantly is stinking up the place by farting ALL the time. The bad thing is that he stays at the gym for literally 8 hours every single day. It is so fukkin annoying. Sometimes I go in the locker room and he will be standing there in his tighty whiteys and they have holes in them and I can't help but think of why there are holes in his underwear. Maybe I should go buy a bottle of gas relief stuff and put it in his locker when he isn't around.

**Mesomorphyl** · 03-09-2005, 04:09 PM

poop stories are funny

Oh, and a raised hand here as well.

**Tags** · 03-09-2005, 04:19 PM

man bro, I feel sorry for you... But thanks for the laugh...

**Bigen12** · 03-09-2005, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by BARLOW

I Dry Heaved , Holy **** It Stunk So Bad, I Used A Whole Can Of Oust Air Stuff, Works Good Btw, She Ate Some Raunchy **** I Say. All That Soy Milk Lol

At least you've found something that you're good at.......

**PaRiS2005** · 03-09-2005, 05:20 PM

Somedays you're the pegion, and others your the satue, bro

**BARLOW** · 03-09-2005, 09:47 PM

im just a poop cleanin bitch.

**MILPOLDAN1** · 03-09-2005, 10:13 PM

this thread is hilarious

**BARLOW** · 03-09-2005, 10:19 PM

ya.. i told my buddies, they had a **** giggle fest, i had to clean that up as well.....

**MILPOLDAN1** · 03-09-2005, 10:19 PM

well this is the funniest thread i have read in a while

**BARLOW** · 03-09-2005, 10:27 PM

i feel degraded in society cause of this old hag.

**MILPOLDAN1** · 03-09-2005, 10:29 PM

you should

**ArkansasAlex** · 03-09-2005, 10:58 PM

/raises hand

sorry
Alex

**PaRiS2005** · 03-10-2005, 07:27 AM

Well, you work at a Grocery store right??

**hung-solo** · 03-10-2005, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

Well, you work at a Grocery store right??

hey paris, see what you have to look foward to when you get older! hahaha how old are you anyway?

**PaRiS2005** · 03-10-2005, 07:45 AM

I hope I never do that!! EWW! I'm 18

**hung-solo** · 03-10-2005, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

I hope I never do that!! EWW! I'm 18

well you have long long time hahaha

***Narkissos*** · 03-10-2005, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by BARLOW

im just a poop cleanin bitch.

No S h i T!

**Slick Arrado** · 03-10-2005, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

All of those who would have quit right then and there raise your hand. I don't even clean up my own poo!

I'm laughing with you bro...really. hahahahahahaha