Singles dictionary

[cpt steele]

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


40-ish.............................................49

Adventurous.................Slept with everyone

Athletic.....................................No tits

Average looking...................Ugly

Beautiful..........................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure......................On medication

Feminist.......................................... Fat

Free spirit....................................Junkie

Friendship first.........................Former slut

Fun.........................................Annoyi ng

New-Age.............Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned.............................No BJs

Open-minded.................................Desperate

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

Professional...................................Bit ch

Voluptuous..................................Very Fat

Large frame.................................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker


>>WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
>>
1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want..

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

[frank_frank]

good stuff

[Psychotron]

haha, that is some good ****.

[Maraxus]

lol.

[Explosive215]

Haha nice one

[Monkeytown]

@ Voluptuous..................................Very Fat

[taiboxa]

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

LoL that is my exact thought process...

[Slick Arrado]

LMAO!! :spudniklu