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    Talking Stripping at a Bachelorette Party... I'm Married!!!!

    I wanted to share this with my AR Family and see all the reactions I get, I can just imagine. It all started 2 weeks ago when my wife, yes I said my WIFE, was working with some new people at her job, and some young girls ( 21-25 ) were talking about having a Bachelorette party for a friend of theirs who is getting married in April. They were going to have one of those sex toy parties and were trying to think what all they could do for her, so one of them suggested a stripper. My wife said that I would strip for them without even asking me first !!! She said it is because she is proud of me and the way I look. So I met some of the girls and talked it over with them, they just want to embarress the bride to be. I only have to strip down to my euro boxers, and it only has to last for around 15 - 20 minutes. I have got the music, the rip-off jeans and have a routine down for the show, I am not really nervous, kinda excited though. My wife is going to be there and I already told her pretty much what will happen and she knows and is willing to accept it, she is the one who volunteered me anyway, I told her i did not want to hear a word about it if she get's jealous. My wife and 2 girls are the only ones who will know we are married, I will not be wearing a ring or anything, so they will not know. I just hope everyone has a good time. O.K. I am ready let it roll people.

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    good luck with that one...if the wife is cool with it, should be fun

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    She seems really excited about it, I myself think it is one of those once in a lifetime deals you might regret not doing later on in life.

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    Hope she doesn't get jealous once it actually happens. Whats your act?

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    I am suppose to deliver the actual pizza's they order. I have some friends who work for a pizza place and are going to loan me one of their work shirts. When i walk in i will ask if they are having a party,ect. and then someone will start my music and away i go with a dance routine leading up to the removal of my clothes.

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    what are euro boxers?

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    Sheer, shiny low cut boxer briefs with an italian style raised line design, they are black with 2 buttons on the crotch area.

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    goodluck bro.


    dont pop any wood

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    I think I can prevent that, but it has been brought up that it could occur, I mean a bunch of young good looking women rubbing on me, God I hope I don't. LOL

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    Orgy!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SplinterCell
    Orgy!!!!
    I don't think that is what my wife had planned. LOL

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    It's good that your wife is secure enough to let you go. Have fun and give her some money for a good nite too...like pampering herself, since you're gonna be with some hot b!tches anyhow...

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    wow... i'm gonna need an update on this one

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    Aren't we all?? hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    It's good that your wife is secure enough to let you go. Have fun and give her some money for a good nite too...like pampering herself, since you're gonna be with some hot b!tches anyhow...
    Thanks, I am giving her some money and she is looking forward to it. She said that she just wants to show off her man. As far as the updates I will definately keep you guy's posted, it is this Saturday Night, we are going to have a digital camcorder and camera going so I will have alot of pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erndog21971
    Thanks, I am giving her some money and she is looking forward to it. She said that she just wants to show off her man. As far as the updates I will definately keep you guy's posted, it is this Saturday Night, we are going to have a digital camcorder and camera going so I will have alot of pics.
    Sounds good. You're a good man

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    Quote Originally Posted by erndog21971
    Thanks, I am giving her some money and she is looking forward to it. She said that she just wants to show off her man. As far as the updates I will definately keep you guy's posted, it is this Saturday Night, we are going to have a digital camcorder and camera going so I will have alot of pics.
    u should definitely post a video bro

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    I can see putting a link up for you guys since it should not be too racy.

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    Word of advice, make that one hell of dance. I mean this could be the last time you will ever rub up against another woman. Get the job done bro....

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    No Holds Barred Bro..... I am gonna make it a night none of them will forget.

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    OMG exotic dancing is awsome SUCH an EGO BOOST..
    i did it on and off for a few years.. THEY GONNA MOB YOU DOOD
    if a couple get liquered up .. watch it they will try to bob on your knob.. I PROMISE .. and your married.. i WASNT! .. Married men have a magnifying affect on womens so your gonna get RAPED! G:

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    OMG exotic dancing is awsome SUCH an EGO BOOST..
    i did it on and off for a few years.. THEY GONNA MOB YOU DOOD
    if a couple get liquered up .. watch it they will try to bob on your knob.. I PROMISE .. and your married.. i WASNT! .. Married men have a magnifying affect on womens so your gonna get RAPED! G:

    You guys keep confirming what I am being told by other women, and yes they will be drinking. Plus they are having a sex toy party before I strip, and finishing the party after I am done..... OMG, I am in trouble... LOL

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    I'm sure you're makin him feel SO much better... Nothin like break dancing strippers...lmao...

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    Just don't do the full monty or you are in deeeeeeeeeep sh*t

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    Quote Originally Posted by IntensityX
    Just don't do the full monty or you are in deeeeeeeeeep sh*t
    LMAO...great movie...haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by IntensityX
    Just don't do the full monty or you are in deeeeeeeeeep sh*t

    I know, the agreement is they can touch anywhere but the boxers stay on. But if things get out of control, i will need to be the one who controls the situation. By the way I will be straight sober, I want the show to be spectacular, no flaws.

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    So who else is a stripper?? lmao...breakdancing poker playing strippers are my fav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erndog21971
    I am suppose to deliver the actual pizza's they order. I have some friends who work for a pizza place and are going to loan me one of their work shirts. When i walk in i will ask if they are having a party,ect. and then someone will start my music and away i go with a dance routine leading up to the removal of my clothes.
    Make sure your wife videos it for the ladies on the board.

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    I have not done any break dancing since the 7th grade, ....LOL

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    cool man have some fun! If it's cool with your wife then go for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    cool man have some fun! If it's cool with your wife then go for it

    She is the one who volunteered me. Bye the way I am in the middle of waxing..... OOOOOOOOOOOuuch....

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    you are one lucky man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfade7
    you are one lucky man.

    My wife is awesome !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by erndog21971
    My wife is awesome !!!
    indeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by erndog21971
    My wife is awesome !!!
    Sounds that way!!

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    I wonder if this post and the one that is to come will be noted as an AR classic? LMAO

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    You never know...hahaha

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    be sure to take a viagra about an hour before the show....

    your wife is going to be there, right? you should work it into the show that she grabs you and pulls you into a back room for some hot sex and when she gets done she can tell that girls that dont know you to not tell anyone...

    hey, i know i am going to hell already... i'm just competing for a good seat

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    Quote Originally Posted by zuke
    be sure to take a viagra about an hour before the show....

    your wife is going to be there, right? you should work it into the show that she grabs you and pulls you into a back room for some hot sex and when she gets done she can tell that girls that dont know you to not tell anyone...

    hey, i know i am going to hell already... i'm just competing for a good seat
    LOL.... That is some funny stuff Bro, I doubt I will need viagra or anything with all the arousing women there.

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    just remember, the potato goes in the front

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