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    Exclamation Anyone else have this problem

    Ok.. I drag my sorry lazy ass outta bed at 5:45, get down to the gym and do cardio.. My problem is about 20 min into cardio I have to take a major loz... and so I start farting which is quite embarassing especially if theres others around, in the end I am holding back torpedo's that just want to fly out!! It makes me sooo mad I just want to hit something, and even if I take a loz before cardio this still happens!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Ok.. I drag my sorry lazy ass outta bed at 5:45, get down to the gym and do cardio.. My problem is about 20 min into cardio I have to take a major loz... and so I start farting which is quite embarassing especially if theres others around, in the end I am holding back torpedo's that just want to fly out!! It makes me sooo mad I just want to hit something, and even if I take a loz before cardio this still happens!!
    lol...torpedos, that's funny.

    I only have that problem if I've ate something I should not have. Droping F-Bombs while on the treadmills does make for some quite embarassing moments.

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    Its Very Very Annoying!!

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    Might I suggest a cork?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Might I suggest a cork?
    It would be blow out.. its violent movements!

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Ok.. I drag my sorry lazy ass outta bed at 5:45, get down to the gym and do cardio.. My problem is about 20 min into cardio I have to take a major loz... and so I start farting which is quite embarassing especially if theres others around, in the end I am holding back torpedo's that just want to fly out!! It makes me sooo mad I just want to hit something, and even if I take a loz before cardio this still happens!!

    This just means that your morning cardio is working, so stop your bitching.

    If you have to just carry a bucket, and when you feel the need, jump off the machine and do your business, then get your lazy ass back on the machine and back to work….

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    Thats why I take a dump first thing in the morning......no reason to have the all-night buildup come out at an unexpected time.

    That does sometimes happen to me though. I'll rush off to the gym, and then when I was coming back my stomach would just be killing me, and I would be like WTF? Where did this come from? It used to happen more when I was on therms of some kind.....

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    Never heard of it referred to as a LOZ...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel
    Never heard of it referred to as a LOZ...lol
    There was a thread a few months ago when Lozgod was banned that said from now on Loz was the new word for $hit. It just kinda stuck, even now that he is back.

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    Man I can barely get out of bed b4 I have to drop a major loz. So mine is usually gone before I go to the gym. I have had gas while doing cardio though. That sucks...it's impossible to squeeze your cheeks while runing or on the elliptical.

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    Bigen is right!! You should try to cut down on your late night eating and/or change your late night (evening) diet. If it doesnt stop soon, it has to be what your eating before you go to bed!! IMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    There was a thread a few months ago when Lozgod was banned that said from now on Loz was the new word for $hit. It just kinda stuck, even now that he is back.
    Umm actually I believe it was deca you crackwhore

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    That's right, **** I laugh everytime I think about how it caught on and how many people use it!! haha

    BTW - Where is Deca these days? Haven't seen him in a while?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    This just means that your morning cardio is working, so stop your bitching.

    If you have to just carry a bucket, and when you feel the need, jump off the machine and do your business, then get your lazy ass back on the machine and back to work….
    Listen here.. At least I do my cardio mr. non cardio doer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    Man I can barely get out of bed b4 I have to drop a major loz. So mine is usually gone before I go to the gym. I have had gas while doing cardio though. That sucks...it's impossible to squeeze your cheeks while runing or on the elliptical.
    Lol yea the eliptical is a bitch.. the bike is much easier.... Man I do take one before cardio which is the wierd thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    Bigen is right!! You should try to cut down on your late night eating and/or change your late night (evening) diet. If it doesnt stop soon, it has to be what your eating before you go to bed!! IMO
    I could not eat and do the same thing just going to staple it shut

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    That's right, **** I laugh everytime I think about how it caught on and how many people use it!! haha

    BTW - Where is Deca these days? Haven't seen him in a while?!
    hmm he moved, hes preping for a contest.. but im not sure.. prolly molesting animals

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    hmm he moved, hes preping for a contest.. but im not sure.. prolly molesting animals
    I thought that was Bouncer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    I thought that was Bouncer?
    Lol him too.. bunch of sicko's

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    I could not eat and do the same thing just going to staple it shut
    Im going to sew your a$$ shut and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    Im going to sew your a$$ shut and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.....
    I loved that movie!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    Im going to sew your a$$ shut and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.....
    haha whats that from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    haha whats that from?
    The movie "Seven" with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt
    Last edited by Monkeytown; 03-09-2005 at 02:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    The movie "Seven" with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt
    never saw it

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    when i wake up i have to coax my loz out. a cup of coffee and a skoal usually does the trick, and then i can do my cardio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zuke
    when i wake up i have to coax my loz out. a cup of coffee and a skoal usually does the trick, and then i can do my cardio.
    Lol fair enough. I like to do my cardio on a totally empty tank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    The movie "Seven" with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt

    hahahhaa thats not from a movie... He does keep feeding that fat guy tho in seven but he never sewed his a$$ together.... The saying is from a WuTang album.... right before they played a song... not sure of the song tho!! but seven was an awesome movie!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    hahahhaa thats not from a movie... He does keep feeding that fat guy tho in seven but he never sewed his a$$ together.... The saying is from a WuTang album.... right before they played a song... not sure of the song tho!! but seven was an awesome movie!!
    lol you'll have to excuse monkeytown.. hes a crack whore

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    Take your morning LOZ before the workout, or before you go to bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    hahahhaa thats not from a movie... He does keep feeding that fat guy tho in seven but he never sewed his a$$ together.... The saying is from a WuTang album.... right before they played a song... not sure of the song tho!! but seven was an awesome movie!!
    M.E.T.H.O.D MAN from 36 chambers

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    LMAO @ LOZ(GOD)

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    if u do a search on my posts you'll see all of them have to do with my gas, someone here suggested beano and i'm on my 2nd day, i feel(smell) a bit of a difference.

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