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    Singles dictionary

    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


    40-ish.............................................49

    Adventurous.................Slept with everyone

    Athletic.....................................No tits

    Average looking...................Ugly

    Beautiful..........................Pathological liar

    Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills

    Emotionally Secure......................On medication

    Feminist.......................................... Fat

    Free spirit....................................Junkie

    Friendship first.........................Former slut

    Fun.........................................Annoyi ng

    New-Age.............Body hair in the wrong places

    Old-fashioned.............................No BJs

    Open-minded.................................Desperate

    Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

    Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

    Professional...................................Bit ch

    Voluptuous..................................Very Fat

    Large frame.................................Hugely Fat

    Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker


    >>WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
    >>
    1. Yes = No

    2. No = Yes

    3. Maybe = No

    4. We need = I want..

    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

    6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

    7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

    8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

    10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
    about?


    MEN'S ENGLISH:

    1. I am hungry = I am hungry

    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

    3. I am tired = I am tired

    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

    5. I love you = Let's have sex now

    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

    11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

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    good stuff

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    haha, that is some good ****.

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    lol.

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    Haha nice one

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    @ Voluptuous..................................Very Fat

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt steele
    5. I love you = Let's have sex now

    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
    LoL that is my exact thought process...

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    LMAO!! :spudniklu

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