Thread: The Indian Chief lol
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03-11-2005, 12:03 PM #1
The Indian Chief lol
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spent all day hunting and
fishing...all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled ....."Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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03-11-2005, 12:05 PM #2Originally Posted by symatech
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03-11-2005, 12:07 PM #3Associate Member
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god yeah its a dogs life
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03-11-2005, 12:09 PM #4
LOL that's cute
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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03-11-2005, 04:38 PM #5
hahahaha, he isnt braggin about how the indians, atleast the cherokee thought homosexuals were like medicine men and worshipped..lol
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