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  1. 03-11-2005, 12:12 PM #1
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    Unhappy They're Taking Over My House!!

    Ok, for the past 3 days, I'm getting porcelin tile in my downstairs. They now have taken over the bathroom upstairs!! AND I need to PEE!!
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    They take our jobs, they take our burritoes, NOW the mezkins OUR TAKING over my HOUSE!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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    Just walk outside and give the neighbors something to smile about....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Ok, for the past 3 days, I'm getting porcelin tile in my downstairs. They now have taken over the bathroom upstairs!! AND I need to PEE!!

    neighbors house......... do you still live with mom and dad?
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    I would, but my next door neighbor is old...might give him a heart attack. But what a way to go right?!
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    whenever my roomate takes his sweet a$$ time in the shower and i gotta go

    i use a water bottle...and then put it back in his room
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  7. 03-11-2005, 12:15 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    neighbors house......... do you still live with mom and dad?
    I'm prob. just gonna go to my boyfriends....good idea bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I would, but my next door neighbor is old...might give him a heart attack. But what a way to go right?!
    go over there.. old peeps are cool ask vic hahahahahaha
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    Oh no doubt they're cool...they always give me candy...
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  10. 03-11-2005, 12:17 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I would, but my next door neighbor is old...might give him a heart attack. But what a way to go right?!
    Right on! Not a bad way to go (staring at a nice a*s , not watching someone pee). It is nice right? I don't want you out there peeing if it shouldn't be bared....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    They take our jobs, they take our burritoes, NOW the mezkins OUR TAKING over my HOUSE!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat


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    Huh??
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    Poor thing.....speaking of which...

    I gotta go again...darn water!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    hahahaha...have fun and don't fall in CB!!
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    LOL Got too much booty to fall in! JLO got nuttin on this booty!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  16. 03-11-2005, 12:28 PM #16
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    Right?! My fatass couldn't fall in a toilet even if I wanted it to!!
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    NOT fat.....bodacious
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    baby's got back
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  19. 03-11-2005, 12:35 PM #19
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    I will help to decide who is fat and bodacious. Now send your sexiest pics (ladies only monkeytown) to me and I will be a fair and reasonable judge.










    Or maybe I am just trying to trick you two into seeing your booties
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    NOT fat.....bodacious
    Mine ain't fat either...just...there...
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  21. 03-11-2005, 12:40 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    hahahaha...have fun and don't fall in CB!!
    To a man there is nothing funnier that hearing a women screaming at him at 3AM because she fell in the sh*tter. I have heard my wife fall in twice. She hates me for it, but it is hilarious.....

    We were talking about it at work one day (I work with about 25 women) and they all hate me too. But they did admit that they hate because they have all felt a little cold water unexpectedly.

    Do you think all women have fell in at one time or another?....

    I know this to be childish, but it's just to hilarious
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    And I almost fell for it!

    Quote Originally Posted by jc3
    I will help to decide who is fat and bodacious. Now send your sexiest pics (ladies only monkeytown) to me and I will be a fair and reasonable judge.










    Or maybe I am just trying to trick you two into seeing your booties
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jc3
    I will help to decide who is fat and bodacious. Now send your sexiest pics (ladies only monkeytown) to me and I will be a fair and reasonable judge.










    Or maybe I am just trying to trick you two into seeing your booties
    Toilet cam? Didn't you serve time for that already? Don't do it again....you know 3 strikes and all.
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    LOL Too funny
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    Toilet cam? Didn't you serve time for that already? Don't do it again....you know 3 strikes and all.
    Don't be mad cuz I put your tape on the net. I told you I would give you all the money it made. It just didn't make any....

    Now stay on track...help paris pee and give me a story about you sinking your old lady in the sh*tter.... Did you ever have a girl fall in or know of one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jc3
    Do you think all women have fell in at one time or another?....

    I know this to be childish, but it's just to hilarious
    I have before...but thats when I was younger, and I would scream "WET!! WET!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I have before...but thats when I was younger, and I would scream "WET!! WET!!"

    now thats screamed with different meaning
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
    now thats screamed with different meaning
    Oh, if you only knew....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I have before...but thats when I was younger, and I would scream "WET!! WET!!"
    If a girl yelled that to me, I would yell "HARD!! HARD!!". After that it's go time!!
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    MK, you are a genius...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jc3
    Don't be mad cuz I put your tape on the net. I told you I would give you all the money it made. It just didn't make any....

    Now stay on track...help paris pee and give me a story about you sinking your old lady in the sh*tter.... Did you ever have a girl fall in or know of one?
    Sorry, I got no toilet stories. I'm a well trained male.......I put the seat down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    Sorry, I got no toilet stories. I'm a well trained male.......I put the seat down.
    What a GOOD boy!! :ats head::
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    And its "I don't have ANY toilet stories..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    Sorry, I got no toilet stories. I'm a well trained male.......I put the seat down.
    D*mn it Monkey, quit being so nice. Ya gotta make 'em think you are doing something nice by putting it down once in awhile. That way when you actually do something really nice they think you are the greatest....right?

    Anything said by JC is purely fictional. I do not use steroids or try to get women to fall into toliets. Please do not be mad at JC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jc3
    D*mn it Monkey, quit being so nice. Ya gotta make 'em think you are doing something nice by putting it down once in awhile. That way when you actually do something really nice they think you are the greatest....right?

    Anything said by JC is purely fictional. I do not use steroids or try to get women to fall into toliets. Please do not be mad at JC.
    lmao...Copyright of JC 2005
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    lmao...Copyright of JC 2005
    U bet!
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    I just PEED!! Yay!! I got my TOILET back!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I just PEED!! Yay!! I got my TOILET back!!!!!!!!!!
    hey girl check ur pms
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I just PEED!! Yay!! I got my TOILET back!!!!!!!!!!

    Good for U.

    It's been awhile, must of felt like your were gonna explode. Probly got by doing the pee pee dance.....

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    Yeah! I was...and singin the pee pee song!!
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