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    why are all cops

    in a uniform, do they think they are special and get to play dress up everyday

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    lol ur everywhere tonight bro

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    there aint policemen there stripper silly

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    I wear mine to attract MEN
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    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    I wear mine to attract MEN
    Naked works too

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    and what kind of men are coming in CB, i feel left out now..

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    THey wear uniforms so criminals can know who to run to when life outside jail gets unbearable...that's what cb told me..honest
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    LOL I keep attracting bad bad bad men!!!!! Maybe I'll switch to my naughty nurse uniform.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    LOL You know it. Hugs Nark


    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    THey where uniforms so criminals can know who to run to when life outside jail gets unbearable...that's what cb told me..honest
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL I keep attracting bad bad bad men!!!!! Maybe I'll switch to my naughty nurse uniform.
    if they treat you bad just plant some evidence on them

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    get a UPS uniform, the chick that delievers here is beyond hot..

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
    if they treat you bad just plant some evidence on them
    Thank god for DNA tests
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Maybe I'll switch to my naughty nurse uniform.
    I'm not feeling too good...

    will you take my temprature????????????



























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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Thank god for DNA tests
    are you implying that your baby is mine? bc it isnt, im fairly certain im sterile....lol

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    If i pretend to be a criminal ..CB will you arrest me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    If i pretend to be a criminal ..CB will you arrest me?
    Anything for you ...
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    in a uniform, do they think they are special and get to play dress up everyday

    why do nurses wear scrubs, why do lawyers were suits, why do astronauts were space suits, why do fireman wear turnout gear, why do lesbians have rainbow stickers on their cars?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    are you implying that your baby is mine? bc it isnt, im fairly certain im sterile....lol
    LOL why ... you didn't think you could knock me up when you were on?
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    of course not, i didnt do it, no matter what is said, the baby isnt mine.... Nark said he will pay for it.

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    Dammit...Deca ... I'm not raising your kid...Not again...dammit

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    oh you will, and youll like it, and youll beat his happy ass like he was yours...

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    ok..*sigh* tho the thought of being bare-foot an dpregnant doesn't appeal to me

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    CB wont be barefoot....she isnt from Ga..lol but she was at the time of conception... o yea...barefoot...

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    i mean...dammit... don't deny me your last name...our child can't be a bastard

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    well if it isnt a bastard, it wont understand it when i call it one.. now your just gonna confuse the little bastard..

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    IT'll have to be CB or me dammit....choose

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    you know its you... i could never betray you..

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    BigRob..i see you peeking tru our bedroom window...

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    Poke out his eye with your internet schlong lover boy Deca

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    I'm gonna go get ready for work now...you whores enjoy your weekend..(especially you Deca baby *wink*)

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    i tried but he grabbed it with his form-fitting mouth... now i need a nap

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