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    March 14th Steak and BJ Day

    I'm always been a firm believer in supporting and honoring all holidays... soon, men from around the world will be enjoying a common interest on the same day.

    I've already began to make reservations at my favorite steak house.

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    You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

    Which is why a new holiday has been created.

    March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

    No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

    The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.


    I cant wait!

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    ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

    I'm all for it.

    Lucky me though, I got a freezer full of rib eyes, and a Latina.



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    i like this idea. finally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

    I'm all for it.

    Lucky me though, I got a freezer full of rib eyes, and a Latina.



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    Can I borrow her lol jj

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    oh well...i've got the steaks...just no guy...

    *sigh*

    I feel so left out, not able to c elebrate this great and wonderful holiday

    Cutie

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    cant wait for tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by CutieFace
    oh well...i've got the steaks...just no guy...

    *sigh*

    I feel so left out, not able to c elebrate this great and wonderful holiday

    Cutie

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    shamless bump

    like it says..

    shameless bump..


    today is the day......... got the steaks..
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    I love this holiday..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    TEASE

    I am in no way a tease......I complete fully any task I set myself to...

    *smile*

    Cutie

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    my favorite holiday i got steaks but no girl. oh well

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    I Will Spread The News Great Idea

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    GOD i though I WAS depressed before.. not only do i hate F'n Spring break.. but Steak'n'BJ DAY TOO!! imma go play in traffic, maybe then i wont feel so alone

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    Am I understanding that today, aXe made steaks for 1victor and... well you know the rest?

    Ewwwwwwwww!


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    Also, Billy Bathgate probably got sucked by a goat and then proceeded to eat it.


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    Bouncer...

    And his cat...


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    excellent

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    Am I understanding that today, aXe made steaks for 1victor and... well you know the rest?

    Ewwwwwwwww!

    Other way around.

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    i hade stake ...no bj

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