Thread: They're Taking Over My House!!
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03-11-2005, 12:12 PM #1Female Member
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They're Taking Over My House!!
Ok, for the past 3 days, I'm getting porcelin tile in my downstairs. They now have taken over the bathroom upstairs!! AND I need to PEE!!
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03-11-2005, 12:13 PM #2Female Member
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They take our jobs, they take our burritoes, NOW the mezkins OUR TAKING over my HOUSE!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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03-11-2005, 12:14 PM #3
Just walk outside and give the neighbors something to smile about....
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03-11-2005, 12:14 PM #4Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
neighbors house......... do you still live with mom and dad?
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03-11-2005, 12:15 PM #5Female Member
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I would, but my next door neighbor is old...might give him a heart attack. But what a way to go right?!
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03-11-2005, 12:15 PM #6
whenever my roomate takes his sweet a$$ time in the shower and i gotta go
i use a water bottle...and then put it back in his room
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03-11-2005, 12:15 PM #7Female Member
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Originally Posted by hung-solo
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03-11-2005, 12:15 PM #8Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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03-11-2005, 12:17 PM #9Female Member
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Oh no doubt they're cool...they always give me candy...
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03-11-2005, 12:17 PM #10Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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03-11-2005, 12:17 PM #11AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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03-11-2005, 12:18 PM #12Female Member
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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03-11-2005, 12:19 PM #13
Poor thing.....speaking of which...
I gotta go again...darn water!1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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03-11-2005, 12:25 PM #14Female Member
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hahahaha...have fun and don't fall in CB!!
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03-11-2005, 12:27 PM #15
LOL Got too much booty to fall in! JLO got nuttin on this booty!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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03-11-2005, 12:28 PM #16Female Member
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Right?! My fatass couldn't fall in a toilet even if I wanted it to!!
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03-11-2005, 12:32 PM #17
NOT fat.....bodacious
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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03-11-2005, 12:33 PM #18
baby's got back
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03-11-2005, 12:35 PM #19
I will help to decide who is fat and bodacious. Now send your sexiest pics (ladies only monkeytown) to me and I will be a fair and reasonable judge.
Or maybe I am just trying to trick you two into seeing your booties
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03-11-2005, 12:37 PM #20Female Member
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Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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03-11-2005, 12:40 PM #21Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
We were talking about it at work one day (I work with about 25 women) and they all hate me too. But they did admit that they hate because they have all felt a little cold water unexpectedly.
Do you think all women have fell in at one time or another?....
I know this to be childish, but it's just to hilarious
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03-11-2005, 12:40 PM #22
And I almost fell for it!
Originally Posted by jc31. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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03-11-2005, 12:40 PM #23Originally Posted by jc3
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03-11-2005, 12:42 PM #24
LOL Too funny
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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03-11-2005, 12:43 PM #25Originally Posted by Monkeytown
Now stay on track...help paris pee and give me a story about you sinking your old lady in the sh*tter.... Did you ever have a girl fall in or know of one?
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03-11-2005, 12:46 PM #26Female Member
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Originally Posted by jc3
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03-11-2005, 12:46 PM #27Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
now thats screamed with different meaning
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Originally Posted by bigrob33
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03-11-2005, 12:52 PM #29Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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03-11-2005, 12:52 PM #30Female Member
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MK, you are a genius...
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03-11-2005, 12:53 PM #31Originally Posted by jc3
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03-11-2005, 12:58 PM #32Female Member
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Originally Posted by Monkeytown
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03-11-2005, 12:58 PM #33Female Member
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And its "I don't have ANY toilet stories..."
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03-11-2005, 12:59 PM #34Originally Posted by Monkeytown
Anything said by JC is purely fictional. I do not use steroids or try to get women to fall into toliets. Please do not be mad at JC.
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03-11-2005, 01:14 PM #35Female Member
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Originally Posted by jc3
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03-11-2005, 01:17 PM #36Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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03-11-2005, 01:27 PM #37Female Member
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I just PEED!! Yay!! I got my TOILET back!!!!!!!!!!
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03-11-2005, 01:28 PM #38Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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03-11-2005, 01:31 PM #39Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
Good for U.
It's been awhile, must of felt like your were gonna explode. Probly got by doing the pee pee dance.....
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03-11-2005, 01:34 PM #40Female Member
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Yeah! I was...and singin the pee pee song!!
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