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    This middle aged horny woman that works at the gym is about to get nailed!!!

    I cant take this anymore!!! There is this chick who works at my gym that is always trying to flirt with me, you can tell this woman just wants it. I mean, some of the things she says are pretty **** straight forward. For one, she loves bigger guys, I'm not huge huge, but I'm almost 230 fairly lean at 5'9". One night I was leaving the gym and she said to me "no cardio tonight huh?" and I replied,"Oh no, I'm going to get my cardio session in later tonight(implying that I was gonna **** the hell out of my girl later) and she then says to me "Yeah, I can tell by those big ripped arms!!" This chick is always saying something! I'm starting to mess with her back now, which is probably not good seeing in how I have a girl I've been with for 6 months. This morning I was at the gym hitting my am cardio and she was there as well on the treadmill next to me, we started talking briefly and she noticed that my treadmill was set on full incline. She says to me "Do you keep it up the whole time?" So jokingly I say back, "Oh yeah, I keep it all the way up the entire time!!" then kind of chuckled to myself. Then tonight I finish my workout and get a protien shake there and she overfilled my cup a little bit, then said" you better lick it quick, so I kind of licked it with my tongue in front of her, hahahhaha. Tonight when I left there, she said goodbye, and when I looked back at her to say bye, man she was tilting her head down with these eyes looking up that were just saying **** me. This woman is very hard to resist, you can just tell by looking at her she'd be killer in bed. I mean, its getting to the point where I'm about to just ask her if she wants to come over and do cardio at my place in the morning. But I got a girl, so I cant, ****!!!!!

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    do it!!!!!!!

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    oh man.. thats a tough choice.. i say you weigh out which is better.

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    Well the thing is, I love my girl to death man!! When I'm not at the gym I could care less. But when I'm at the gym, the 35 yr old woman seems very important to me. I'm 24 by the way, and she knows it, and still wants some.

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    id give it to her hard if shes half as nice as you say it is, and the way shes acting id smash it twice as hard.

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    take your woman to the gym and see who you are drawn too.. there you will find the answer.

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    bone a 20 year oldish girl...or a 50 year old woman

    what a hard choice to make...

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    OMG she is 35?! DO IT!! DO IT and LEARN HOW TO FAWK LIKE A PRO.. then take that knowledge and pwn all the youngins.. thats what i did married a chick that was 7+yrs older than me for 2 years LEARND UP divorced now when i hit those lil youngies .. i make there lil eyes role back

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    OMG she is 35?! DO IT!! DO IT and LEARN HOW TO FAWK LIKE A PRO.. then take that knowledge and pwn all the youngins.. thats what i did married a chick that was 7+yrs older than me for 2 years LEARND UP divorced now when i hit those lil youngies .. i make there lil eyes role back
    riiiiiiight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfade7
    riiiiiiight.
    wtf u mean right.. fine its all true.. cept the eyes rolling back.. i just had to add that for effect

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    while it's true that older women are where it's at, if you have a girl I say stay true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    wtf u mean right.. fine its all true.. cept the eyes rolling back.. i just had to add that for effect
    yep mmhmmm im sure

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    Ahh **** it, I'm gonna hit it

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfade7
    yep mmhmmm im sure
    dood just because im hung like a ticktack doesnt mean squat!
    A thumbtack can Kill when its driven by a 235lb sledgehammer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    dood just because im hung like a ticktack doesnt mean squat!
    A thumbtack can Kill when its driven by a 235lb sledgehammer!
    hey i beleive you

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    Ahh **** it, I'm gonna hit it
    well I understand the temptation. but really, would you be happy if your girl was ****ing the guy at her gym?

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    post a pic of your girl and the girl at the gym and AR will vote on who you shouuld bang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantzen4k
    post a pic of your girl and the girl at the gym and AR will vote on who you shouuld bang
    good choice you're a smart man.
    i second that.

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    jantzen thats the best idea i heard in a while.

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    Yeah

    Pics or stfu


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    I would guys, but its kind of hard to take her pic without having an excuse for it, my girl looks better IMO, but I think the 35 yr old would be better in bed, they both look **** fine though

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    Ask your girl if she wants to watch you learn how to f*ck like a pro. Sh*t maybe they'll hook up and really get your head f*cked ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 511220
    Ask your girl if she wants to watch you learn how to f*ck like a pro. Sh*t maybe they'll hook up and really get your head f*cked ...

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    BRILLIANT! or ask the 35 year old to teach your chick how to go at it

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    BRILLIANT! or ask the 35 year old to teach your chick how to go at it
    There you go! You know 35 has gone down on the kat...and your girl has thought about it (they all do).

    Ok, were not playin anymore SS...hook this up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    BRILLIANT! or ask the 35 year old to teach your chick how to go at it
    that's the best solution. so long as your girl is down with it....and if she has much sense she would be...at least i think so

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    It's hard to resist those kind of temptations..... especially when you are into her just as much as she's into you.

    Have fun

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    HELL FUK YA Pop about 900mg Test that mornin before you goto gym. Your confidence and Sex Drive be so HIGH.. YOU.. WILL.. DOMINATE!

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    bro, there is a woman at my gym that acts just like that toward me, wierd

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbig888
    bro, there is a woman at my gym that acts just like that toward me, wierd
    theres about 2 or 3 in all gyms.. one for am one for noon and one for pm .. AM ones are always the hottest P.M. is always the sluttiest and Nooners are the most desperate..

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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    and if she has much sense she would be...


    There it is...how much sense does your girl have?

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    hmmm, can u just tap both and it all works out, wait i dont have a lil voice in the back of my head telling me thats wrong, but thats just me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    theres about 2 or 3 in all gyms.. one for am one for noon and one for pm .. AM ones are always the hottest P.M. is always the sluttiest and Nooners are the most desperate..
    ****, not in mine. My wife is the hottest by far at my Golds, and 2 and 3 are nowhere to be seen.

    But Mama is constantly on the lookout for a hottie to bring home to daddy...

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    Damm son! Unless you and your girl are planning on getting married, I say HIT THAT!

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    Well, we arent planning on it yet, but I'm almost positive she's the one I will marry, but I'm on 700 mg of test a week right now, ****it this is hard to resist, it would be so easy to get this chick to come over to my pad in the am to get a quickie before work, I know I'd never get busted, my girl is not about to strap her kid in her carseat and drive across town at 6am to check on me.

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    Haha. Dude I know how you feel. There is no way in hell I could have one girlfriend when I am on 1g of test. Every girl I look at, it's like, WHOA!

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    yeah, and something about running all that prop with the tren at the same time, it makes you like some sort of aggressive sexual Tyranosaurus!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    She says to me "Do you keep it up the whole time?" So jokingly I say back, "Oh yeah, I keep it all the way up the entire time!!" then kind of chuckled to myself
    OMG classic line love it I wonder if she knew what you really meant lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by IntensityX
    OMG classic line love it I wonder if she knew what you really meant lol
    LMAO!!! THat would be funny if she wasn't trying to be sexual in anything she said.

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    Do it bro...
    That's just me though.
    Can't say no.

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    Actually what would have been funnier if you said "Yeah Only When You Are Around" I promise she would have known what you meant there

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