Illinois State Troopers jokes

[spywizard]

Illinois State Troopers

GOOD -- A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot
to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then
he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which
read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a
young accomplice down the road with a sign reading
"TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to
just sell lemonade!)

BETTER -- A motorist was mailed a picture of his
car speeding through an automated radar post in
Peoria, IL. .... a $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture
of $40. The police responded with another mailed
photo of handcuffs.

BEST -- A young woman was pulled over for
speeding. An Illinois State Trooper walked to her car
window and flipped open his ticket book. She said, "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State
Troopers Ball. He replied, "Illinois State Troopers
don't have balls." There was a moment of silence
while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left. She was laughing too hard to start her
car.
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[BARLOW]

ahaha thasts great

[decadbal]

bwhwhahahahaha

[xfade7]

nice, i wanna try the first one.. lol

[ya_man]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA thats hilarious!!! i love it