Crack,hookers & trenbolone part2.

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03-16-2005, 04:10 PM
jon rock

Crack,hookers & trenbolone part2.

Well im back from the dead. Any of you who read part one many months ago will remember my story about the hookers and the dough mixer and the trenbolone etc. Since then i dropped to a scary body weight of 180lbs.
got arrested for stealing a handicap van and 8000 dollars worth of stainless
steel from the rolls royce jet engine factory to support my insane crack habbit. Anyway i got bail to a treatment center and gained back 30 pounds
without juice just by eating 7000 cals a day and lifting lots. The bastards at the treatment center kicked me out last month cause its a christian based program and i kept asking about dinosaurs. I really hate those christian fruitcakes how can you really believe the earth is only 6 thousand years old?
Im collecting employment insurance and living at my moms haha shut up!
well my advice for the day is dont smoke crack and steal or you may get in trouble. :eek: ps dont flame me you bastards im in a fragile state any any blow to my self esteem may cause a relapse.
03-16-2005, 04:14 PM
Maraxus

hey cracky nice to have you back.
03-16-2005, 04:22 PM
Prime

ha ha i still think your 'progress pics' were one of the best threads of all time.
03-16-2005, 04:27 PM
LB55blitz

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon rock

well my advice for the day is dont smoke crack.

haha, the waterboy
03-16-2005, 04:31 PM
Lozgod

Cocaine is a helluva drug! (I was the first to say it. yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!)
03-16-2005, 04:46 PM
jordanfanatic23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Cocaine is a helluva drug! (I was the first to say it. yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!)

dam you beat me to it!
03-16-2005, 06:05 PM
muff-chaser

tou should be glad those christians want to help you out.
03-16-2005, 08:29 PM
chicamahomico

Alas......the long awaited sequel to Crack, Hookers and Trenbolone.
03-17-2005, 12:46 AM
indica

can someone post a link to part 1...seems like fun reading
03-17-2005, 12:54 AM
Lozgod

Quote:

Originally Posted by indica

can someone post a link to part 1...seems like fun reading

just do a search on trenbolone crack hookers
03-17-2005, 12:54 AM
Lozgod

BTW Jon Rock, throw some test in their and you got a good stack. :lol:
03-17-2005, 01:53 AM
c_ville

hahaha this guy is awesome... hardly believable, but awesome.
03-17-2005, 01:58 AM
Lozgod

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Originally Posted by c_ville

hahaha this guy is awesome... hardly believable, but awesome.

I do not even see it as remotely far fetched. Anyone can smoke crack. That would be a dumb thing to lie about.
03-17-2005, 02:00 AM
YounG_SluG11

Hey we got a crackhead on the board!

Sweet.
03-17-2005, 02:26 AM
Testsubject

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon rock

Well im back from the dead. Any of you who read part one many months ago will remember my story about the hookers and the dough mixer and the trenbolone etc. Since then i dropped to a scary body weight of 180lbs.
got arrested for stealing a handicap van and 8000 dollars worth of stainless
steel from the rolls royce jet engine factory to support my insane crack habbit. Anyway i got bail to a treatment center and gained back 30 pounds
without juice just by eating 7000 cals a day and lifting lots. The bastards at the treatment center kicked me out last month cause its a christian based program and i kept asking about dinosaurs. I really hate those christian fruitcakes how can you really believe the earth is only 6 thousand years old?
Im collecting employment insurance and living at my moms haha shut up!
well my advice for the day is dont smoke crack and steal or you may get in trouble. :eek: ps dont flame me you bastards im in a fragile state any any blow to my self esteem may cause a relapse.

Yikes! The funniest part of it all is how NONE of them EVER have any answers as soon as you mention dinosaurs.
03-17-2005, 03:56 AM
IronFreakX

the lesson learned is
"if u dont have enuff money to support ur drug habit till u die dont start"
03-17-2005, 03:58 AM
YounG_SluG11

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX

the lesson learned is
"if u dont have enuff money to support ur drug habit till u die dont start"

Exactly.
03-17-2005, 06:36 AM
hung-solo

****, i feel like i'll have a COKE and a smile :)
03-19-2005, 10:47 AM
indica

did search for crack and hookers and all that even dough mixer but found nothing
03-19-2005, 10:59 AM
ire

Quote:

Originally Posted by indica

did search for crack and hookers and all that even dough mixer but found nothing

:lol:
03-19-2005, 01:22 PM
BUBBA74

Quote:

Originally Posted by YounG_SluG11

Hey we got a crackhead on the board!

Sweet.

Best keep an eye on your shti with him around. :lol:
03-19-2005, 03:34 PM
*Narkissos*

:lol:
03-19-2005, 03:40 PM
Lozgod

Quote:

Originally Posted by BUBBA74

Best keep an eye on your shti with him around. :lol:

Yeah, he hit me up for $20 already. He wanted me to paypal it to him. I told him to get a job. Then he said he had a TV he could sell me. Dam crackies.