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    Crack,hookers & trenbolone part2.

    Well im back from the dead. Any of you who read part one many months ago will remember my story about the hookers and the dough mixer and the trenbolone etc. Since then i dropped to a scary body weight of 180lbs.
    got arrested for stealing a handicap van and 8000 dollars worth of stainless
    steel from the rolls royce jet engine factory to support my insane crack habbit. Anyway i got bail to a treatment center and gained back 30 pounds
    without juice just by eating 7000 cals a day and lifting lots. The bastards at the treatment center kicked me out last month cause its a christian based program and i kept asking about dinosaurs. I really hate those christian fruitcakes how can you really believe the earth is only 6 thousand years old?
    Im collecting employment insurance and living at my moms haha shut up!
    well my advice for the day is dont smoke crack and steal or you may get in trouble. ps dont flame me you bastards im in a fragile state any any blow to my self esteem may cause a relapse.

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    hey cracky nice to have you back.

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    ha ha i still think your 'progress pics' were one of the best threads of all time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jon rock
    well my advice for the day is dont smoke crack.
    haha, the waterboy

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    Cocaine is a helluva drug! (I was the first to say it. yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Cocaine is a helluva drug! (I was the first to say it. yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!)
    dam you beat me to it!

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    tou should be glad those christians want to help you out.

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    Alas......the long awaited sequel to Crack, Hookers and Trenbolone .

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    can someone post a link to part 1...seems like fun reading

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    Quote Originally Posted by indica
    can someone post a link to part 1...seems like fun reading
    just do a search on trenbolone crack hookers

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    BTW Jon Rock, throw some test in their and you got a good stack.

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    hahaha this guy is awesome... hardly believable, but awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by c_ville
    hahaha this guy is awesome... hardly believable, but awesome.
    I do not even see it as remotely far fetched. Anyone can smoke crack. That would be a dumb thing to lie about.

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    Hey we got a crackhead on the board!

    Sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jon rock
    Well im back from the dead. Any of you who read part one many months ago will remember my story about the hookers and the dough mixer and the trenbolone etc. Since then i dropped to a scary body weight of 180lbs.
    got arrested for stealing a handicap van and 8000 dollars worth of stainless
    steel from the rolls royce jet engine factory to support my insane crack habbit. Anyway i got bail to a treatment center and gained back 30 pounds
    without juice just by eating 7000 cals a day and lifting lots. The bastards at the treatment center kicked me out last month cause its a christian based program and i kept asking about dinosaurs. I really hate those christian fruitcakes how can you really believe the earth is only 6 thousand years old?
    Im collecting employment insurance and living at my moms haha shut up!
    well my advice for the day is dont smoke crack and steal or you may get in trouble. ps dont flame me you bastards im in a fragile state any any blow to my self esteem may cause a relapse.
    Yikes! The funniest part of it all is how NONE of them EVER have any answers as soon as you mention dinosaurs.

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    the lesson learned is
    "if u dont have enuff money to support ur drug habit till u die dont start"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    the lesson learned is
    "if u dont have enuff money to support ur drug habit till u die dont start"
    Exactly.

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    ****, i feel like i'll have a COKE and a smile

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    did search for crack and hookers and all that even dough mixer but found nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by indica
    did search for crack and hookers and all that even dough mixer but found nothing




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    Quote Originally Posted by YounG_SluG11
    Hey we got a crackhead on the board!

    Sweet.
    Best keep an eye on your shti with him around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBA74
    Best keep an eye on your shti with him around.
    Yeah, he hit me up for $20 already. He wanted me to paypal it to him. I told him to get a job. Then he said he had a TV he could sell me. Dam crackies.

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