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  1. 03-21-2005, 03:32 PM #1
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    Man arrested in assault on sheep

    Anyone seen Blown around lately....hahaha

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    Man arrested in assault on sheep

    Fri Mar 18, 2:43 PM ET Crimes and Trials - Court TV


    By Tinuola Awopetu, Court TV

    (Court TV) - Terry Patterson's sheep can sleep easily at night again.



    Suspecting that his livestock were the subject of unwanted nighttime
    attention, Patterson decided to install a surveillance system in his barn.
    In the early hours of March 8, the Pennsylvania farmer's suspicions proved
    correct when he caught Bruce Englar having sex with one of the animals.


    Lt. Mark Bentzel of the Northern York County Regional Police department said
    that when Patterson's alarm system went off, the man first called police and
    then went to check on his animals. The farmer peered into his window and saw
    Englar, 53, engaged in intercourse.


    Patterson yelled at the intruder to stop what he was doing. A police officer
    patrolling nearby heard the commotion and arrested Englar.


    According to the newspaper The York Daily Record, the officer reportedly
    found twine in the suspect's back pocket. Englar had allegedly used portions
    of the rope to tie down the animal before engaging in the sexual act.


    Englar denied any wrongdoing and instead told police that he was just
    petting the sheep, the report said.


    He was charged with burglary, trespassing, criminal attempt of sexual
    intercourse with an animal, and possession of instruments of a crime. He was
    released on $10,000 bond from the York Court Prison.
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    haha... there was some dude in my county last year that got arrested for having sex with a donkey. some fvckin people...
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    thats some funny sh1t. These people need to have a word with themselves
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    thats pretty sad - Axe, you should have had the man charged with rape!!!! and he "was just petting you". yeah sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLEON
    thats pretty sad - Axe, you should have had the man charged with rape!!!! and he "was just petting you". yeah sure


    We had a guy working for my dad and i years back. He said he grew up on a farm in Georgia. There were no women around so he used to bang the cows.... He said he would sit on the fense and back the heffers up to him...hahaha Sick sick sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin


    We had a guy working for my dad and i years back. He said he grew up on a farm in Georgia. There were no women around so he used to bang the cows.... He said he would sit on the fense and back the heffers up to him...hahaha Sick sick sick

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    ugh - a man can get desparate but I mean rosie and some hand lotion can do - besides, a cows pussy would have to be a bit loose I would think
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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin


    We had a guy working for my dad and i years back. He said he grew up on a farm in Georgia. There were no women around so he used to bang the cows.... He said he would sit on the fense and back the heffers up to him...hahaha Sick sick sick

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    Not right at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutz56
    haha... there was some dude in my county last year that got arrested for having sex with a donkey. some fvckin people...
    Blown said to say sorry
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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Blown said to say sorry
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    LMAO...price less...
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    Haaaaaaaaahahahahahaha................"YO, THIS DUDE SAID HE'D BANG A SHEEP, HES NOT ONE OF US!"
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    sheepdipping is not a crime.
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    fun fact: australians call new zealanders "sheep-rooters" because every single one of them bangs sheep.
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    sheep dipping?
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    it means banging sheep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew
    it means banging sheep.

    Define muff dipping then........
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    i would think it's the same as pounding some ho's twat.
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