03-22-2005, 11:18 PM #1
Lozgod's 6 keys to a successful relationship.
This is a reprint of a previous thread but I see alot of relationship problems lately, so I thought I would offer my help.
1. NEVER EVER SEEM JEALOUS. Remember she is the lucky one, not you. If she left tomorrow you would be fine.
2. Tell little stupid lies for no reason out of the blue, and make sure they are lies you get caught in. Then never justify yourself when she catches you. Don't even be willing to discuss it. You are the man not her. This makes you mysterious. You got secrets, this is intriguing to her.
3. Always get caught checking out other girls when you are out together. This will force her to make herself more desirable to you. Works great.
4. Never ever under any circumstances make her your priority. Put friends, the club, the gym, your dog, car, whatever before her. This will make her starve for your attention. This is golden if she grew up without a father but works on 80% of women. They all want to be first in your life.
5. Always have stuff about yourself they hate. Their mission in life is to change a man in to what they want. Once you do that. Game over they win and you get sh!t on.
6. A couple days a month put these rules away and be Prince Charming. Always got to proove that "there is a nice guy inside of you."
03-22-2005, 11:19 PM #2
LOL awesome advice
03-22-2005, 11:20 PM #3
Great advice...I think #1 is key for sure. I see that happen all the time, you dont want to be that guy.
03-22-2005, 11:20 PM #4Junior Member
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this is great lol
03-22-2005, 11:24 PM #5
03-22-2005, 11:27 PM #6
haha good post.....funny too but definitely good
03-22-2005, 11:33 PM #7
man #5 is soooo true. i vote this for an AR lounge sticky
03-22-2005, 11:45 PM #8Anabolic Member
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Good stuff Loz. If I only knew this years ago.
03-22-2005, 11:54 PM #9
Honestly most of this stuff is applied to people at a younger age 18-22. After that, women really don't like that crap when they get older, they only like being treated like **** when they're young. The jealous part I agree with though, when you do that, they know they have a hold over you.
03-22-2005, 11:56 PM #10
it dpends beefkake, some girls never get over that stage some do and mature, what can you do?
03-23-2005, 12:03 AM #11Originally Posted by jordanfanatic23
03-23-2005, 12:08 AM #12Originally Posted by Beefkake31
03-23-2005, 01:20 AM #13
Two thumbs up for Lozgod.
03-23-2005, 01:33 AM #14
Hell I know hot girls that have awesome personalities that would stop talking to you if you told them small lies even. And especially if you have priorities over her like the club and what not, but hey if the girl is messed up in the head this stuff will work wonders for these mentally screwed in the head chicks.
Maybe I'm just in denial about there being no more good girls out there and I'm trying to trick myself into believing if I keep being a nice guy and keep waiting I will find the right one. It's probably hopeless
03-23-2005, 01:35 AM #15Originally Posted by Beefkake31
03-23-2005, 01:42 AM #16
**** Loz I have to tell you, you know your sh*t bro. However, I don't have to use any of those tactics to get a girl, my good looks do all the talking lol.
03-23-2005, 01:44 AM #17Originally Posted by YounG_SluG11
03-23-2005, 01:47 AM #18Originally Posted by jordanfanatic23
03-23-2005, 02:02 AM #19
Yes great advice Loz! Thats basically what I do, they need me I don't need them. Give the girlys a little bit of attention but not too much. I always keep everything balanced at a ratio of 70/30 me having the upper hand, once this foundation is started I have them swinging from my balls and eating out of the palm of my hand. You never ever let the thought pop up in their mind of them having the ball in their side of the court and once they start to get comfortable your so screwed, then you go find another little jon you can manipulate.
Last edited by Monsoon says; 03-23-2005 at 02:07 AM.
03-23-2005, 02:11 AM #20Originally Posted by jordanfanatic23
03-23-2005, 04:08 AM #21
lmao...loz i luv you bro...but that **** aint gonna work cept' on some gutter slut.
Quality not quantity.
I use to do that **** when i was like 19-21....but come on.......aint gonna work on ANY girl that's worth a ****!!
03-23-2005, 04:48 AM #22
har har, I dunno if this works^^
03-23-2005, 04:53 AM #23Senior Member
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03-23-2005, 05:37 AM #24
Nice guys finish last. I could care less, I don't do the relationship thing, I find 'em, **** 'em, and flee. However this worked well in my relationship day.
Originally Posted by Mealticket
03-23-2005, 06:13 AM #25
Lol thats awsome bro!! Like # 3 lol
03-28-2005, 08:16 PM #26
03-28-2005, 08:23 PM #27
haha, some nice points you got there loz. pretty true (sometimes)
03-28-2005, 08:30 PM #28
Rules to live by. I couldn't agree more
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