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    Cupcakes in the locker room of the gym?!! wth?!!

    That's right, I walk into my gym this morning and on top of the lockers some clown left an entire box of Hostess cupcakes. I took a moment, after the shock wore off, to count the little devils. The thought even crossed my mind to eat them all and teach the person a valuable lesson in life....there were only nine of them so eating them all in one sitting, 3 minutes tops for myself, isn't a problem.

    I have no idea what sick bastard would do that.......but bdtr came to mind for some strange reason. Had they been waffles I'd know for certain it was him.

    Stupid bastard didn't remember to leave milk.....that really pissed me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    That's right, I walk into my gym this morning and on top of the lockers some clown left an entire box of Hostess cupcakes. I took a moment, after the shock wore off, to count the little devils. The thought even crossed my mind to eat them all and teach the person a valuable lesson in life....there were only nine of them so eating them all in one sitting, 3 minutes tops for myself, isn't a problem.

    I have no idea what sick bastard would do that.......but bdtr came to mind for some strange reason. Had they been waffles I'd know for certain it was him.

    Stupid bastard didn't remember to leave milk.....that really pissed me off.

    did they have chocolate dbols sprinkled on the top??

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    You better give my cupcakes back you mother focker.... I'm serious...

    lol.....JC

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    Sounds like a set up!

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    LMAO!!!! Jugg the cupcake bandit has stuck again!!!!

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    hmmmmmmmmm I want cupcakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBA74
    Sounds like a set up!
    That's what I thought first off. I was sure my training partners were setting me up......started my diet Sunday and these cold hearted bastards like to eat candy bars in front of me. I'm sitting here thinking to myself "I could walk down there right now and no one would know a thing....just me and a box of cupcakes". My luck someone will walk in on me and I'll look like a deer caught in headlights.......with chocolate smeered all over me.

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    Are they the kind with the swirl on top and the cream filling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBA74
    Are they the kind with the swirl on top and the cream filling?
    Is there another kind worth eating?

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    I luv cupcakes and cookies and pie and ice cream........

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    Jugg... just walk away from them bro.... just walk away.

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    That sounds almost as evil as walking into a "Curves" with a big bag of McDonalds and eating it in front of the chubby ladies

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Is there another kind worth eating?
    Heres what ive would of done!!!

    I would have eaten the frosting off the topps and left the rest in the box!

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    The cupcake bandit

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    BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That will get you raped in prison. Someone leaves a bag of goodies outside your cell. A week later they come for it when you ate all the food and smoked the cigarettes. The big bubba guy comes in and says, "Where's my bag I left outside your cell mother ****er!" And when you can produce everything that was in that bag you pay in booty snacks.

    I think someone wants to rape you bro. Don't drop the soap in the shower at the gym. Your old wrinkled booty is targeted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That will get you raped in prison. Someone leaves a bag of goodies outside your cell. A week later they come for it when you ate all the food and smoked the cigarettes. The big bubba guy comes in and says, "Where's my bag I left outside your cell mother ****er!" And when you can produce everything that was in that bag you pay in booty snacks.

    I think someone wants to rape you bro. Don't drop the soap in the shower at the gym. Your old wrinkled booty is targeted.
    Holy shti now that is a deterent for crime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "You want your corn bread"

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    I was just about to say what loz said...

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    those things taste like dogshiit anyway..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    those things taste like dogshiit anyway..
    You would know.

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    what are you implyin

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    You know. Saladtosser!

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    what are you tryin to say

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    Your a ****eater and dont try and deny it bitch. We all know.

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    can you say it in english fritz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That will get you raped in prison. Someone leaves a bag of goodies outside your cell. A week later they come for it when you ate all the food and smoked the cigarettes. The big bubba guy comes in and says, "Where's my bag I left outside your cell mother ****er!" And when you can produce everything that was in that bag you pay in booty snacks.

    I think someone wants to rape you bro. Don't drop the soap in the shower at the gym. Your old wrinkled booty is targeted.
    Loz did you have some bad first hand experiences with this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LB55blitz
    Loz did you have some bad first hand experiences with this?
    No, it was good. You never had good butthole until you raped an 18yo white boy that the judge was trying to teach a lesson.

    Nah, just kidding, people are going to start believing me if I keep joking about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    No, it was good. You never had good butthole until you raped an 18yo white boy that the judge was trying to teach a lesson.

    Nah, just kidding, people are going to start believing me if I keep joking about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    did they have chocolate dbols sprinkled on the top??
    hummmmmmmmmm chocolet d-bol yummy !

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