03-25-2005, 01:39 PM #1
hovercrafts ARE the wave of the future
And for those of you who don't recognize this, I suggest you start the process of wrapping your mattress in plastic RIGHT NOW in preparation for the inevitability of you pissing yourself in your sleep when you finally realize, far too late, how much hovercrafts rule. Sometimes it seems an inalienable truth to me that when mutated ****ers from space archaelogically pillage our planet to learn about us eons from now, what we're most going to be known for is abe lincoln and the hovercraft. I wish I could make you all feel what I feel for the hovercraft. If I could only get you to embrace its sheer phallic, knee-weakening power and convince you to offer it the respect it deserves, maybe you could all escape with your testicles intact....but I doubt it.
03-25-2005, 01:47 PM #2
man you must have smoked some good **** to think of this
03-25-2005, 01:49 PM #3
I've been into Hovercrafts for years...bout time poeple started to recognize. I even hover when I pass gas....tell me that ain't cool? I wish there was a way i could make my truck into a hovercraft....floating down the road or in the median without leaving tracks.....life just doesn't get better then that I tells ya.
03-25-2005, 01:50 PM #4Originally Posted by kloter1
03-25-2005, 01:55 PM #5
I AM a hovercraft
03-25-2005, 03:02 PM #6Originally Posted by 1victor
03-25-2005, 03:04 PM #7
03-25-2005, 04:02 PM #8Senior Member
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03-25-2005, 10:15 PM #9Originally Posted by BigGreen
03-25-2005, 11:15 PM #10
according to "back to the future pt. II" weren't we supposed to have hoverboards by now?
i want one real bad-like and i don't know if i can hold out much longer.
03-25-2005, 11:28 PM #11
hovercrafts are gay !
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