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    Exclamation Playa in distress. Help fast.

    OK, I am about to go hook up with this girl. The only problem is my cousin and her are friends. My cousin is over her house too. My cousin is a professional all-star cock blocker. I never had sex with this new girl because she has a man, but he is in jail so I'm thinking she needs some satisfaction and that's why she wants to hang out.

    Anyway here is my dilemna. How do I get my cousin to hit the road with seeming presumptious. I am drawing a blank and everyone I call has some stupid ideas.

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    Asked PQ or DocH yet?

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    Is your cousin a guy or a girl?

    If he's a guy, he may already be six feet in that ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    Asked PQ or DocH yet?
    DocH is never on, and PQ's player card is still suspended.

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    be like DAM I THINK UR HOUSE IS ON FIRE! ><

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Is your cousin a guy or a girl?

    If he's a guy, he may already be six feet in that ass!

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    My cousin is a she.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    My cousin is a she.
    then be like DAM i think your house is on fire!

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    Wild goose chase bro......... it's the only way.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    My cousin is a she.
    That's good news!

    Unless that other chick is bi-curious.

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    Well if i was in your area....id volunteer to take one for the team and lay down some serious mackin on your cousin.

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    I got to leave in 15 minutes and no one on here or none of my friends has any ideas. This sucks. Pimp can't even get emergency help on a distress call nowadays.

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    Well, if the new girl WANTS to hang out w/you as you said, just call her up or when u get there just be like, "so, u ready to roll?" Or, if you are to hang @ her place, then I don't know what to do in order to get your cousin to leave. I sense that you'd have to get that desire across to this new girl, and have her work w/you. All depends on how down she is to mess around, and only you know if she's down for that or not.

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    That's the problem. Situation seems more friendly than sexually orientated with the 3rd baseman. I'll think of something on the fly. I am about to run. Thanks for the help guys.

    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Well, if the new girl WANTS to hang out w/you as you said, just call her up or when u get there just be like, "so, u ready to roll?" Or, if you are to hang @ her place, then I don't know what to do in order to get your cousin to leave. I sense that you'd have to get that desire across to this new girl, and have her work w/you. All depends on how down she is to mess around, and only you know if she's down for that or not.

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    dood just call ur cousin be like hey we gotta talk then Cap her ass and move in for the lovin !

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    1. Tell your cousin to leave.
    2. Take hottie and ditch your cousin

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    That's a tough one. How'd it go???

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    why dont you just take her to your place?

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    I am going to have to work to get this one. Usually I would just walk away, but her hips and leggs are too symmetrically perfect. I have to experience it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    I am going to have to work to get this one. Usually I would just walk away, but her hips and leggs are too symmetrically perfect. I have to experience it.
    You will, I'm sure. You can experience them as you watch her walk away from ya lol.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    You will, I'm sure. You can experience them as you watch her walk away from ya lol.........
    No way, it is a mission. I am about 13-5 on missions. I put in work, if that doesnt work, there is always alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    OK, I am about to go hook up with this girl. The only problem is my cousin and her are friends. My cousin is over her house too. My cousin is a professional all-star cock blocker. I never had sex with this new girl because she has a man, but he is in jail so I'm thinking she needs some satisfaction and that's why she wants to hang out.

    Anyway here is my dilemna. How do I get my cousin to hit the road with seeming presumptious. I am drawing a blank and everyone I call has some stupid ideas.
    Go drinking.. get your cousin to the point of passin out.. while you stay sober

    Once that mission is accomplished you are free of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    Go drinking.. get your cousin to the point of passin out.. while you stay sober

    Once that mission is accomplished you are free of her.
    Too late, but I can keep that in mind for the next time.

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    can somebody say roofies?.....lol

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