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    Name Change....

    The other day at school we had a discussion:

    At the end it was surmised that monosybillic(sp!) names (like 'dan' 'fred' 'george') and four-letter names... are all gay.

    All names that can be grunted: "sam, jack, hank, pete", are gay names...and their owners generally are gay too

    So all you closet gays...guys with 4-letter names ( aXe,Blown, etc)... and all you guys that abbreviate your names so that your boyfriends can grunt it easily (Max (maraxus), D (deca), Hung (hung solo), Tour (jonny tour), Vic (1Victor), Jugs (Juggy))..acknowledge that it's not your fault that you're that way...A panel of University students have deemed that your gayness is your parents fault... as they named you... pre-emptively pre-disposing you to your current level of Ghey.


    Own up you bitches...feel not ashamed...it's not your fault

    Your Friend (with a very non-gay name):
    Narkissos

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    whatever you say... nark..........................

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    Lies...all lies... Narkissos good Sir...

    I deny the accusation

















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    nar搔is新os搪s or nar搾is新i
    Any of several widely cultivated bulbous plants of the genus Narkissos, having long narrow leaves and usually white or yellow flowers characterized by a cup-shaped or trumpet-shaped central crown.

    Nice try flower boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    nar搔is新os搪s or nar搾is新i
    Any of several widely cultivated bulbous plants of the genus Narkissos, having long narrow leaves and usually white or yellow flowers characterized by a cup-shaped or trumpet-shaped central crown.

    Nice try flower boy.
    If any one can spot a gay it's axe.

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    lmao.. flower boy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GREENMACHINE
    If any one can spot a gay it's axe.
    Not really, I don't have gaydar...but I'm keeping my eye on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Own up you bitches...feel not ashamed...it's not your fault

    Your Friend (with a very non-gay name):
    Narkissos

    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    nar搔is新os搪s or nar搾is新i
    Any of several widely cultivated bulbous plants of the genus Narkissos, having long narrow leaves and usually white or yellow flowers characterized by a cup-shaped or trumpet-shaped central crown.

    Nice try flower boy.

    Lol, you walked right into that one
    Last edited by UrbanLegend; 03-27-2005 at 03:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UrbanLegend
    Lol, you walked right into that one
    Yeah, so basically he's a flower shaped like a d!ck

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    What are you trying to say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    nar搔is新os搪s or nar搾is新i
    Any of several widely cultivated bulbous plants of the genus Narkissos, having long narrow leaves and usually white or yellow flowers characterized by a cup-shaped or trumpet-shaped central crown.

    Nice try flower boy.
    Please tell me you looked that up and didn't know that off the top of your head...

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    dictionary

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    flower boy, too funny.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    The other day at school we had a discussion:

    At the end it was surmised that monosybillic(sp!) names (like 'dan' 'fred' 'george') and four-letter names... are all gay.

    All names that can be grunted: "sam, jack, hank, pete", are gay names...and their owners generally are gay too

    So all you closet gays...guys with 4-letter names ( aXe,Blown, etc)... and all you guys that abbreviate your names so that your boyfriends can grunt it easily (Max (maraxus), D (deca), Hung (hung solo), Tour (jonny tour), Vic (1Victor), Jugs (Juggy))..acknowledge that it's not your fault that you're that way...A panel of University students have deemed that your gayness is your parents fault... as they named you... pre-emptively pre-disposing you to your current level of Ghey.


    Own up you bitches...feel not ashamed...it's not your fault

    Your Friend (with a very non-gay name):
    Narkissos
    What an interesting thread !!! When you said "other day at school", you were talking about 4th grade, right ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos

    So all you closet gays...guys with 4-letter names ( aXe,Blown, etc)...
    How are aXe & Blown 4 letter words?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    nar搔is新os搪s or nar搾is新i
    Any of several widely cultivated bulbous plants of the genus Narkissos, having long narrow leaves and usually white or yellow flowers characterized by a cup-shaped or trumpet-shaped central crown.

    Nice try flower boy.

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    Nark I like it when you scream my name when I'm pounding you from the rear...........

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    bump for nark the flower boy...

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    aww darn... y'all bitches

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    ha-ha....That's the last time you will make a mockery out of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    How are aXe & Blown 4 letter words?
    aXe drafted you into the 4-letter club

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    ha-ha....That's the last time you will make a mockery out of me.
    Far from the truth




    Cycleon, I have served my sentence


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    bump!

    Your friend with the very non-gay name
    ~Nark

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    So...is bumping your own thread from March kind of like "Non-Gay Cool?"

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    Funny stuff!

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    This is a funny thread.

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    Good thing I'm all numbers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    The other day at school we had a discussion:

    At the end it was surmised that monosybillic(sp!) names (like 'dan' 'fred' 'george') and four-letter names... are all gay.

    All names that can be grunted: "sam, jack, hank, pete", are gay names...and their owners generally are gay too

    So all you closet gays...guys with 4-letter names ( aXe,Blown, etc)... and all you guys that abbreviate your names so that your boyfriends can grunt it easily (Max (maraxus), D (deca), Hung (hung solo), Tour (jonny tour), Vic (1Victor), Jugs (Juggy))..acknowledge that it's not your fault that you're that way...A panel of University students have deemed that your gayness is your parents fault... as they named you... pre-emptively pre-disposing you to your current level of Ghey.


    Own up you bitches...feel not ashamed...it's not your fault

    Your Friend (with a very non-gay name):
    Narkissos
    Carlos... 6 letters, more than one syllable. Theory goes down in flames!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    Good thing I'm all numbers.

    Yeah funny ass thread right here...

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    Yah what they said.. my names not grunted.. it's screamed

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    My name is pretty original I mean not many have it.

    NARK -1 syllable, 4 letters...hmmmmmm

    flower boy that some funnny shit

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