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    More prestigious: Ninja or Samurai??

    And no I don't mean this in terms of role in society or social classes, as the samurai would clearly win that battle. I'm talking which has more prestige in terms of straight up killing machine status? Feel free to include the ability to become invisible in your discussion/analysis.

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    Samurai

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
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    Incorrect. The ninja can become invisible.

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    Samurai

    Honor or Die

    Ninjas are assasins who hide there faces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBA74
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    Honor or Die

    Ninjas are assasins who hide there faces.
    Incorrect. The ninja can become invisible.

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    I am a ninja .

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    Well I guess I should read the whole thing before posting.

    Yes a ninja will kill the h*ll outta ya without you not even knowing it.

    Sneaky B*stards.

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    Samurai. They trained Tom Cruise in the Last Samurai and he kicked the crap out of some ninjas.

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    I still would go with the samurai because he is so effecient a killer if he would happen to mess up he has to kill himself. That is a killing status onto itself. And hey maybe he can learn the art of invisibilty also...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATM
    Samurai. They trained Tom Cruise in the Last Samurai and he kicked the crap out of some ninjas.
    Incorrect. The ninja can turn invisible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    I still would go with the samurai because he is so effecient a killer if he would happen to mess up he has to kill himself. That is a killing status onto itself. And hey maybe he can learn the art of invisibilty also...
    Incorrect. The ninja can turn invisible.

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    Samurai Ninja
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    Then I am going with the ninjrai part ninja part samurai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    Incorrect. The ninja can turn invisible.
    well the apparantly didnt turn invisible enough because that old samurai guy saw them sneaking up on the roof tops...

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    what about the teenage muntant ninja turtles....some tuff mofo's .

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    Quote Originally Posted by O.fO.shO
    what about the teenage muntant ninja turtles....some tuff mofo's .
    Good point. They kicked Shredders a** all the time and I think he was a samurai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    Incorrect. The ninja can become invisible.

    Kinduh like big klg huh guys.

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    WOW!!......u got two much time.............YOu prob play dungens and dragons too huh?

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    I don't see how turning invisible makes you presigous. Look at clay aiken. At the end of his song "invisible". He states "if i were invisible.... wait, i already am."

    Clay aiken is NOT presigious. therefore, the ninjas need more than just invisibility to be prestigious.

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    Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



    And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.



    Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

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    Quote Originally Posted by swoll4589
    Kinduh like big klg huh guys.
    theres a thread about him.
    Last edited by aXe Leatherdaddy; 03-27-2005 at 10:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBA74
    Samurai Ninja
    samurai truck, lol what a pos

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    ninja all the way ..they have all kinds of crazy wepons ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dude-Man
    I don't see how turning invisible makes you presigous. Look at clay aiken. At the end of his song "invisible". He states "if i were invisible.... wait, i already am."

    Clay aiken is NOT presigious. therefore, the ninjas need more than just invisibility to be prestigious.
    yes, but he was using the metaphor of invisibility in order to express his melancholy due to unrequited love for the guy he likes.

    ninjas, on the other hand, can actually turn invisible and this gives them a huge advantage when they are chopping off heads of puny do-gooders.

    in summary, ninjas have more prestige (because they can turn invisible).
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    Ninjas are modern day terrorists as you might call it. They hide, and and ambush, and play dirty.

    The Samurai are modern day soldiers that are noble and fight fair.

    The Samurai soon realized to keep up with the Ninjas they had to play dirty, or they would have been destroyed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAUSASIAN
    Ninjas are modern day terrorists as you might call it. They hide, and and ambush, and play dirty.

    The Samurai are modern day soldiers that are noble and fight fair.

    The Samurai soon realized to keep up with the Ninjas they had to play dirty, or they would have been destroyed.
    Thats what I was trying to say. But I got no RESPECT!!!
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    You're reading to far into it. Clay aiken is not intelligent enough to use metaphor. He literally can turn invisible, just like ninjas. Try again sucker.


    Quote Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew
    yes, but he was using the metaphor of invisibility in order to express his melancholy due to unrequired love for the guy he likes.

    ninjas, on the other hand, can actually turn invisible and this gives them a huge advantage when they are chopping off heads of puny do-gooders.

    in summary, ninjas have more prestige (because they can turn invisible).

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    or clay aiken is just full of ****. i bet I could kill him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dude-Man
    You're reading to far into it. Clay aiken is not intelligent enough to use metaphor. He literally can turn invisible, just like ninjas. Try again sucker.
    clay aiken does not have the ability to turn invisible like ninjas or kevin bacon in "hollow man" (they possess an irregular allele set that allows electromagnetic beams at frequencies that constitute visible light for human beings through their cell membranes (on a side note, they possess weaker cellular walls due to this abnormality and thus rarely live past the age of 35).

    the reason this misconception is in place is because clay aiken is so puny and non-tuff that if he stands with his hips toward you he is literally so skinny he can be very hard to see. it's much like a piece of paper being turned sideways and hard to see even though it is quite visible from the front. ruben stoddard, on the other hand, cannot perform this invisibility illusion. that's why i think clay deserved to win.

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    One of these lil japs dude I guess

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    Samurai are such badassess that they need not turn invisible. They uise their chi to strike those who can turn invisible, thus negating the effectiveness of invisibility. They are still able to attack invisible beings...so the one reason that would make ninjas superior to other groups is not going to help them against samurai.

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    ask lordblitz..he is training to be a ninja

    know why lordblitz is MIA..hes been busy training

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    Ninjaz definitly. No honor code or sh*t. If they had to kill someone they just did it, whatever that implied.

    Also, they had some kind of ritual too upon there death. They used a small knife or a shuriken to lacerate their faces multiple time before their death or capturing so they wouldn<t be recognizable.

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    Samuri all the way. And no, no Samuri is woried about a freakin invisable ninja......Samuri's have moved into the 21st century, they carry spray paint to combat invisable ninjas.

    Clearly from watching "The Last Smauri" you'd have learned Samuri kick ninja ass! And Samuri don't dub their voice like those panty waist ninjas do......I can never understand what the hell a ninja says.

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    Well the Samurai wasnt a great 4X4 after all, small and ugly

    and the Ninja is just a normal bike I guess

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