Thread: Female / Male Prayers
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03-29-2005, 08:17 AM #1
Female / Male Prayers
Female Prayer:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
Male Prayer:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen
hahah Amen is right!!
OG
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03-29-2005, 08:27 AM #2
classic, swap the boozer for a gym and the boat for a cinema and she would be perfect
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Amen!!
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I pray for a deaf-mute anal, blond nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a guy, porn store and a speed boat.
Amen to that
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03-29-2005, 09:37 AM #5Banned
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Originally Posted by gsxxr
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03-29-2005, 09:45 AM #6Member
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Originally Posted by vettewreck
Hehe. :spudniklu
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03-29-2005, 09:52 AM #7Originally Posted by gsxxr
OG
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03-29-2005, 09:54 AM #8Originally Posted by gsxxr
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03-29-2005, 09:55 AM #9Originally Posted by Prime
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