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  1. 03-29-2005, 08:17 AM #1
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    Female / Male Prayers

    Female Prayer:

    Before I lay me down to sleep,

    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    Amen.

    Male Prayer:

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

    Amen

    hahah Amen is right!!

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  2. 03-29-2005, 08:27 AM #2
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    classic, swap the boozer for a gym and the boat for a cinema and she would be perfect
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    Amen!!
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    I pray for a deaf-mute anal, blond nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    who owns a guy, porn store and a speed boat.

    Amen to that
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    who owns a guy,Amen to that
    WTF??
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    Quote Originally Posted by vettewreck
    WTF??

    Hehe. :spudniklu
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    I pray for a deaf-mute anal, blond nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    who owns a gay guy porn store and a speed boat.

    Amen to that
    Bro, you sure about that...



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  8. 03-29-2005, 09:54 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    I pray for a deaf-mute anal, blond nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    who owns a gay guy porn store and a speed boat.

    Amen to that
    Og why do want to talk to him? You found a freind?
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  9. 03-29-2005, 09:55 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    Og why do want to talk to him? You found a freind?
    haha...i have no idea what your talking about bro....

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