BDTR vs. Jesus of Nazareth

**rambo** · 03-30-2005, 08:37 AM

I mean seriously, who's left for him to fight?

**RATM** · 03-30-2005, 08:53 AM

the CEO of Waffle House

**seanw** · 03-30-2005, 08:55 AM

Nah thats a no contest. JC would bury BDTR is three tons of loaves and fishes in a heart beat

**BUBBA74** · 03-30-2005, 08:57 AM

Have to go with Jesus on this one.

**rambo** · 03-30-2005, 09:10 AM

"But Jesus is so NOT juiced. Go ahead, try and crucify BDTR. He'd break the **** thing. "

- Any one of BDTR's undying fans

**BUBBA74** · 03-30-2005, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

"But Jesus is so NOT juiced. Go ahead, try and crucify BDTR. He'd break the **** thing. "

- Any one of BDTR's undying fans

Jesus would miracle him or something.

**needmorestrength** · 03-30-2005, 09:23 AM

Lets not forget Jesus was a PERFECT human.. he coulda outlifted anyone of us anywayz

**Prime** · 03-30-2005, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Lets not forget Jesus was a PERFECT human.. he coulda outlifted anyone of us anywayz

Why would you want to fight a guy who can turn water into wine?? Id grab him as a buisiness partner sharpish!

**soontoberipped** · 03-30-2005, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Prime

Why would you want to fight a guy who can turn water into wine?? Id grab him as a buisiness partner sharpish!

LMFAO

***Narkissos*** · 03-30-2005, 10:32 AM

eternal d.a.m.n.a.t.i.o.n on your collective souls

p.s. Jesus would win

**Juggernaut** · 03-30-2005, 10:41 AM

Well, with bdtr's vast knowlege on grappling and fist-to-cuffs it would be a good battle. However, Jesus has a wicked left hook and very fast jab. We all know Jesus can take a hit based on what Mel Gibson presented in his movie so b's relentless punches wouldn't bring him down. Also we need to factor in Jesus' healing powers....bdtr breaks his nose in the first round by the second it whould be good as new. With his ablity to withstand a brutal beating and his healing powers I'd have to side with Jesus.

***Narkissos*** · 03-30-2005, 10:47 AM

bdtr would be passified...

it's is clinically proven that bdtr's achilles heel is food

Jesus did the feeding of the five thousand.

Thus by supplying bdtr with five thousand waffles...bdtr would soon be a purring kitty

**needmorestrength** · 03-30-2005, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Prime

Why would you want to fight a guy who can turn water into wine?? Id grab him as a buisiness partner sharpish!

lmao this is tru

**Dude-Man** · 03-30-2005, 10:53 AM

rambo returns... at aroudn the same time big green returns... hm.

***Narkissos*** · 03-30-2005, 11:40 AM

And dude-man sows the seed

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 03-30-2005, 05:59 PM

jesus would lose. he let them jews get the best of him..so i think bdtr could to.

***Narkissos*** · 03-30-2005, 06:10 PM

I think the only way he'd lose is if he turns the other cheek

**Juggernaut** · 03-30-2005, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate

jesus would lose. he let them jews get the best of him..so i think bdtr could to.

Nope! Still got the holy ghost capablities on his side. Moving away from holds, punches and kicks, turning invisable and ****....yeah b whould be toast. A couple of good ole ear slapps and b whould forfiet. Jesus Wins! Jesus Wins!

**Juggernaut** · 03-30-2005, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by Dude-Man

rambo returns... at aroudn the same time big green returns... hm.

Here we go again............alright, for the last time.......You slept with BigGreen at the same time I was talking to Rambo last, what, November? Remember? You sent me photos!

**Dude-Man** · 03-30-2005, 06:19 PM

oh yeah.

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Here we go again............alright, for the last time.......You slept with BigGreen at the same time I was talking to Rambo last, what, November? Remember? You sent me photos!

**Angelis** · 03-30-2005, 06:20 PM

BDTR... no contest

**Juggernaut** · 03-30-2005, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by Angelis

BDTR... no contest

That's it? That's the best ass kissing you can do?!!!!!! Get the hell out of here! Go on! Man, had to really dig deep for that didn't you?Whoo......you gotta be tired after that. Sit down, rest a bit.

**swoll4589** · 03-30-2005, 06:38 PM

im gonna have to go with jesus on this one, he was as tough as nails. no human could survive that beated he took before they hung him on the cross.

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 03-30-2005, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Nope! Still got the holy ghost capablities on his side. Moving away from holds, punches and kicks, turning invisable and ****....yeah b whould be toast. A couple of good ole ear slapps and b whould forfiet. Jesus Wins! Jesus Wins!

jesus wouldnt ever hit anyone...bdtr wins.

**Angelis** · 03-30-2005, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

That's it? That's the best ass kissing you can do?!!!!!! Get the hell out of here! Go on! Man, had to really dig deep for that didn't you?Whoo......you gotta be tired after that. Sit down, rest a bit.

Yeah so u jealous

BDTR is cool and strong and everything but thats not the reason I picked him.

Im atheist so I dont believe in the whole God thing... I think Jesus was just some great guy who was really nice to people and helped people out... people started following him around and in after his death made a story (the bible). The bible I believe just stared out as a story about a good man doing good deeds but the religious people over the years changed it to suit there needs, over and over again.

Like imagine what they are gonna say about BDTR in the futur.... " He was a 7ft... 400lb... gently giant that stood up for a minority and their freedoms. He helped people out when they needed him and oh how he loved when they rewarded him with breakfast delicacies such as bowls of fruit and waffles. He smited those who stood against him and embraced those who joined him in his cause"

Is that better A$$ Kissing?