What makes a guy 'gay'...?

***Narkissos*** · 03-30-2005, 02:42 PM

Discuss:

Are you gay if J-lo is your girlfriend and she wants to do you up the point of no entry with a strap-on?

Are you gay if you go to prison and you make a dude your bitch so you don't become anybodyelses?

Are you gay if you dream about assaulting a nude abe lincoln in a public pool? (yes Big Green that one's for you)

Are you gay if while walking the street some random guys gives you 100 grand for a one-time butt-plugging session?

are you?

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**West Coast All Star** · 03-30-2005, 02:44 PM

whoa?! You are skating on boderline biggreen with this post.

**jc3** · 03-30-2005, 02:44 PM

Yes to all four....

Except the Abe one....that's patriotic......

**jc3** · 03-30-2005, 02:45 PM

Yes, I read the other one as well.....

**SwoleCat** · 03-30-2005, 02:46 PM

When one asks:

"Can I drink winny?"

Now, that's gay!

~SC~

**IronFreakX** · 03-30-2005, 02:48 PM

if u like backstreet boys

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 03-30-2005, 02:48 PM

"Oh, they know how to use a ****ing knife real good, brah."

**West Coast All Star** · 03-30-2005, 02:49 PM

where is deca with his canadian ghey comment?

**SwoleCat** · 03-30-2005, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate

"Oh, they know how to use a ****ing knife real good, brah."

WTF??

Saw this in another thread too!

~SC~

**West Coast All Star** · 03-30-2005, 02:51 PM

Billy B has lost his ever lovin mind

***Narkissos*** · 03-30-2005, 02:52 PM

losing your mind is fairly gay... billy stay off the ambien

***Narkissos*** · 03-30-2005, 02:53 PM

Wait a minute... if your family was being threatened..and the dude said that you taking it up the ass would save them..and you did.. would that make you gay?

or are you only gay if you're on top?

**West Coast All Star** · 03-30-2005, 03:05 PM

This thread is becoming very gay

**HammerCurler** · 03-30-2005, 03:12 PM

If you're forced to take it up the butt then you're not necessarily gay.

If you're the penetrator, then chances are you have a high degree of gayness in you.

***Narkissos*** · 03-30-2005, 03:15 PM

um...how bout if you're the perpatrator but you don't enjoy it?

**HammerCurler** · 03-30-2005, 03:16 PM

you mean you're forced to do the penetrating?

**Mesomorphyl** · 03-30-2005, 03:17 PM

I you force yourself on someone as the pitcher and only if they fight back it is not gay just a power thing... Right?

**Mesomorphyl** · 03-30-2005, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

um...how bout if you're the perpatrator but you don't enjoy it?

I was going there(in theory)

**Mesomorphyl** · 03-30-2005, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by HammerCurler

you mean you're forced to do the penetrating?

Not forced. BUTT you do it to demean or degrade the other it is not gay.

***Narkissos*** · 03-30-2005, 03:42 PM

o... good reply Meso

***Narkissos*** · 03-30-2005, 03:44 PM

So um...are you gay if you got totally buzzed one nite at a club and go home with a shemale?

**BUBBA74** · 03-30-2005, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

So um...are you gay if you got totally buzzed one nite at a club and go home with a shemale?

It matters what happens after you get home.

**ya_man** · 03-30-2005, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

WTF??

Saw this in another thread too!

~SC~

u ever seen Dog the Bounty Hunter?...tv show..takes place in honolulu...this guy is so jokes...tuesday nights its on...

**Pale Horse** · 03-30-2005, 03:47 PM

Nark...............YES you giving and receiving oral and anal sex from men is gay, there is no other way to put it. I know you will do you the thing where you change the wording of my post but it can't change the truth. We accept you as you ARE. Please no hostility this time...........

***Cycleon*** · 03-30-2005, 03:48 PM

You are gay if you start stupid threads like this - strait people dont think about such things at all

**Pale Horse** · 03-30-2005, 03:53 PM

***Narkissos*** · 03-30-2005, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

You are gay if you start stupid threads like this - strait people dont think about such things at all

so they say

**Vito_Gatti** · 03-30-2005, 04:32 PM

1- Yes, this one is the gayest. I won't even give an explanation.
2- Yes, because if you're strong enough to make someone your bitch, you're probably strong enough to make sure no one makes you theirs.
3- No, it's a dream.
4- No, I'd do it and I'm homophobic, lol.

Stay strait.

**AandF6969** · 03-30-2005, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Vito_Gatti

Stay strait.

Haha best advice yet.

***Narkissos*** · 03-30-2005, 05:28 PM

(for the record...i'm 100% straight... but this is "make aXE comfortable" week on AR so had to take stuff on a tangent)

**J.S.N.** · 03-30-2005, 05:31 PM

how can you tell if a guy is gay?

if he gets a boner when you **** him in the ass!

***Narkissos*** · 03-30-2005, 05:36 PM

Spoken like a true John Stamos Fan

**doctorcc** · 03-31-2005, 01:29 AM

You're gay if you like high-end kitchen appliences and can't get enough of Madonna.

**KGBnine** · 03-31-2005, 01:37 AM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

(for the record...i'm 100% straight... but this is "make aXE comfortable" week on AR so had to take stuff on a tangent)

What blatant disrespect you have shown towards me...by capitalizing the E in my name.

**BARLOW** · 03-31-2005, 06:35 PM

this is so ghey~

**KGBnine** · 03-31-2005, 06:45 PM

Only gays would post in this thread, besides me.

**Mesomorphyl** · 03-31-2005, 09:06 PM

No only gays post after me... I mean if you post after me you are admitting you are a flaming homo.

***Narkissos*** · 09-18-2005, 04:49 AM

Dammit Meso...i'm not admitting anything

BUMP!

Open discussion time.

**Booz** · 09-18-2005, 08:47 AM

this thread is like sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo total gaynessssssss!

quite refreshin !

**Anna Bollick** · 09-18-2005, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Discuss:

Are you gay if J-lo is your girlfriend and she wants to do you up the point of no entry with a strap-on?

If she wants to? No, that doesn't make you gay, though it does make her delightfully kinky. If she actually does it? No, that doesn't make you gay, either, unless you are imagining that she is a man while she is buggering you.

Are you gay if you go to prison and you make a dude your bitch so you don't become anybodyelses?

Yes, it makes you gay, at least until you get out of prison. You have to have sexual desire to have an erection for another man. All he needs is to not be as strong as you. He is a victim, and therefore blameless. You are the perpetrator, and therefore responsible for the situation. You want a man's ass, and he probably doesn't want a man at all. So if you don't want to be gay, just cooperate and be a nice little victim.

Are you gay if you dream about assaulting a nude abe lincoln in a public pool? (yes Big Green that one's for you)

Probably. If not, you are certainly very wierd, to say the least.

Are you gay if while walking the street some random guys gives you 100 grand for a one-time butt-plugging session?

If you take the money and give up the honey, yes, I suppose you are gay, unless you think of yourself as a woman. Otherwise, there is still some wiggle room, if you use part of the money to have him whacked, along with anyone else who makes an issue of you taking one up the tailpipe.

are you?

Only if you look at it from the Lesbian angle.