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    Red Sox Fans

    A Red Sox fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Yankee fan he saw
    strutting down the street in their obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would
    swerve his van as if to hit them and then swerve back just missing them.

    One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a
    good deed. So, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going
    Father? "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis church, about 2 miles down
    the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"
    The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat and they continued down the
    road.

    Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankee fan walking down the road, and he
    instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back into
    the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the
    guy, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came
    from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then
    remembered the priest and he turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father,
    I almost hit that Yankee fan."
    "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."

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    Check out my site, back up and running for the 2005 season:

    http://www.DieYankeeScum.com

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    nice

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    Go Bosox!!!!

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    Now thats funny right there!!

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