Thread: Red Sox Fans
03-30-2005, 03:05 PM #1
Red Sox Fans
A Red Sox fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Yankee fan he saw
strutting down the street in their obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would
swerve his van as if to hit them and then swerve back just missing them.
One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a
good deed. So, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going
Father? "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis church, about 2 miles down
the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"
The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat and they continued down the
Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankee fan walking down the road, and he
instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back into
the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the
guy, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came
from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then
remembered the priest and he turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father,
I almost hit that Yankee fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
03-30-2005, 03:07 PM #2
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Now thats funny right there!!
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