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    Political correctness

    some of these are funny. some suck. I put the ones I like in bold
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    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" -
    she is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

    2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" -
    She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

    3. She is not "EASY" -
    She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."


    4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -
    She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

    5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" -
    She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

    6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" -
    She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

    7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" -
    She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."

    8. She does not "NAG" you -
    She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

    9. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" -
    She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

    10. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" -
    She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:.
    1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" -
    He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" -
    He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

    3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" -
    He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."


    4. He is not "BALDING" -
    He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

    5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" -
    He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."


    6. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" -
    He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

    7. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" -
    He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

    8. He is not "HORNY" -
    He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

    9. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants -
    It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"

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