03-31-2005, 10:34 AM #1
BOUNCER O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
BOUNCER said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, BOUNCER!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of BOUNCER's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "BOUNCER won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
03-31-2005, 10:36 AM #2Senior Member
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03-31-2005, 10:40 AM #3
03-31-2005, 10:42 AM #4
that's a good'en
03-31-2005, 10:48 AM #5
03-31-2005, 11:03 AM #6Originally Posted by needmorestrength
03-31-2005, 11:05 AM #7
true story huh...
03-31-2005, 11:14 AM #8Originally Posted by bigrob33
03-31-2005, 11:49 AM #9
03-31-2005, 11:52 AM #10Originally Posted by needmorestrength
03-31-2005, 12:12 PM #11Originally Posted by bigrob33
03-31-2005, 12:20 PM #12
who was the one who hit on me at the club? offered to take me back to his house for some of his "magic juice"...no thanks!
you aint got nuthin on this
04-01-2005, 10:59 AM #13
04-01-2005, 11:34 AM #14Originally Posted by bigrob33
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