Bouncer

**needmorestrength** · 03-31-2005, 11:34 AM

BOUNCER O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
BOUNCER said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, BOUNCER!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of BOUNCER's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "BOUNCER won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

**BUBBA74** · 03-31-2005, 11:36 AM

Thats great

**irish bulldog** · 03-31-2005, 11:40 AM

**Nutz56** · 03-31-2005, 11:42 AM

that's a good'en

**needmorestrength** · 03-31-2005, 11:48 AM

wheres bouncer

**Rob** · 03-31-2005, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

wheres bouncer

he hates you...like the rest of us

**taiboxa** · 03-31-2005, 12:05 PM

true story huh...

**needmorestrength** · 03-31-2005, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by bigrob33

he hates you...like the rest of us

Listen just cuz your small, and not old enough to go to good places.. Don't hate.. I told you I'll take you out in ottwa when your 19.. your 17 now right? so 2 years

***Narkissos*** · 03-31-2005, 12:49 PM

**Rob** · 03-31-2005, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Listen just cuz your small, and not old enough to go to good places.. Don't hate.. I told you I'll take you out in ottwa when your 19.. your 17 now right? so 2 years

All this hate because the pride store sold out of shirts....dont blame it on me!

**needmorestrength** · 03-31-2005, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by bigrob33

All this hate because the pride store sold out of shirts....dont blame it on me!

With a face like that and a pretty little out fit everyone will know your gay, dont worry about a pride shirt

**Rob** · 03-31-2005, 01:20 PM

who was the one who hit on me at the club? offered to take me back to his house for some of his "magic juice"...no thanks!

you aint got nuthin on this

**GREENMACHINE** · 04-01-2005, 11:59 AM

**needmorestrength** · 04-01-2005, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by bigrob33

who was the one who hit on me at the club? offered to take me back to his house for some of his "magic juice"...no thanks!

you aint got nuthin on this

See I wouldnt have anything on this.. except for the fact that your NOT OLD ENOUGH to get in a club!! and when your over 21 and workout more then 1 month a year I will give you some "magic juice" aka TEST!! but until then.. keep whoring up.. btw I saw you on bank street near Barrymores.. that was a cute dress!

hahaha