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  1. 04-01-2005, 07:15 AM #1
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    I have a small penis.

    April Fool's

    Note to mods. Do not touch this post again!
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  2. 04-01-2005, 07:17 AM #2
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    I hate April fools B.S.
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  3. 04-01-2005, 07:17 AM #3
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    I told my poor GF I got into a car accident and flipped, cop just dropped me off at work. She was bareley awake. I may have to have sex for more then 30 seconds tonight to make up for it
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  4. 04-01-2005, 07:19 AM #4
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    todays my birthday and im not kidding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colossus1
    todays my birthday and im not kidding.
    Sucks for You!!!

    April Fools
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  6. 04-01-2005, 07:21 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by colossus1
    todays my birthday and im not kidding.
    Happy b-day bro!
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  7. 04-01-2005, 07:22 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juddman
    Happy b-day bro!

    Thanks man.
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  8. 04-01-2005, 07:23 AM #8
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    Yeah

    Happy B-day bro.
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  9. 04-01-2005, 07:24 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by colossus1
    todays my birthday and im not kidding.
    Happy B-day. I wish you would of said something before I took my morning crap. I wouldn't of flushed, and would of had a present for you.
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  10. 04-01-2005, 07:26 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Happy B-day. I wish you would of said something before I took my morning crap. I wouldn't of flushed, and would of had a present for you.



    I was hoping for some hot, steamy, lovemaking.
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  11. 04-01-2005, 07:26 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by colossus1
    I was hoping for some hot, steamy, lovemaking.
    Only if that is you in your avatar.
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  12. 04-01-2005, 07:26 AM #12
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  13. 04-01-2005, 07:28 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Only if that is you in your avatar.



    Im going to lie and say yes. You can call me vida if you want.
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    I don't have a penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    APRIL FOOL'S
    Loz I think the only one you are fooling is yourself. Sorry.
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  16. 04-01-2005, 08:01 AM #16
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    i really do have a small penis
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  17. 04-01-2005, 08:02 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by 31uniform
    i really do have a small penis

    Dont be too sad........i hear it doesnt take much to please Loz.
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  18. 04-01-2005, 08:06 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by 31uniform
    i really do have a small penis

    Most women don't care as long as you have a talented tongue.
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  19. 04-01-2005, 08:07 AM #19
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    Threads like this are why I have Loz winning the race to 10,000. He is the whore of whores..
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  20. 04-01-2005, 08:14 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder
    Threads like this are why I have Loz winning the race to 10,000. He is the whore of whores..
    *takes a bow*
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  21. 04-01-2005, 08:15 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel
    Most women don't care as long as you have a talented tongue.


    lmao............trying to offer some comfort to the small package boy........
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  22. 04-01-2005, 08:17 AM #22
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    Lol :d
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  23. 04-01-2005, 08:17 AM #23
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  25. 04-01-2005, 08:20 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    ppppppppppfffffffftttttttt
    Go turn tricks somewhere else hoe, this is my corner.
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  26. 04-01-2005, 08:22 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Go turn tricks somewhere else hoe, this is my corner.



    Since your workin the corner, you arent going to mind if i ask you how much you cost?
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    come on loz, who you kidding?
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  28. 04-01-2005, 08:23 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by colossus1
    Since your workin the corner, you arent going to mind if i ask you how much you cost?
    10 posts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    10 posts.

    well i have over 300 so looks like i get some serious action.
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  30. 04-01-2005, 05:15 PM #30
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    I don't think lozzie was kidding





    thanks for the pic lozzie
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  31. 04-01-2005, 06:53 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    is it true that its the motion of the ocean, not the size of the wave...boy i hope so
    no, size doen't matter at all. unless of course you're having sex.
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  32. 04-01-2005, 07:49 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    is it true that its the motion of the ocean, not the size of the wave...boy i hope so

    ever heard of a Tsunami?
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  33. 04-04-2005, 01:04 PM #33
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    *******FOR ALL YOU SMALL PENIS MEN OUT THERE***************

    Don't worry, the penis can only go in so far before it hits a wall. It's all about girth baby!!!! Oh yeah, and the way you use it too. Women like variety. (and longevity doesn't hurt either.)
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    Hung like a hamster, the poor boy.
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  35. 04-04-2005, 01:09 PM #35
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    WAIT A GOSH DARN MINUTE!



    That is not what I said. It originally said April Fools. Not some motion in the ocean crap.
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  36. 04-04-2005, 01:15 PM #36
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    Lmao!!!!!!
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  37. 04-04-2005, 01:40 PM #37
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    sorry for the small guys actually every1 women do love big c***s
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  38. 04-04-2005, 02:10 PM #38
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    can somebody please drop the "my internet penis is this big" picture
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    and not the one with the cat either
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  40. 04-04-2005, 02:16 PM #40
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    What is really funny about this thread is the number of views compared to the number of replies. Put your hand up if you were looking for a little penis support forum.

    I love the guy from True Lies.

    "I have a little penis. It's pathetic."
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