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  1. 04-04-2005, 05:57 PM #1
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    Exclamation I will be the MOD for the Bitchy Old Man Forum

    If they decide to come up with one it is my destiny to oversee it, that is all............
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  3. 04-04-2005, 06:06 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
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    ok. Is someone a little hesitant about the big 40?
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  5. 04-04-2005, 06:08 PM #5
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    I can be your even older helper Vic. Especially when it comes to fvcking your bosses wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
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    NEVER EVER LET VIC BE A MOD!

    even of the bitchy old man forum.

    He is bad enough as it is. HE keeps telling me that if I come to where he lives and sleep over (on my stomach with my boxers on bagkwards) that it will help my heart.

    Anyone ever heard of this??/
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  9. 04-04-2005, 06:47 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMondodondo
    NEVER EVER LET VIC BE A MOD!

    even of the bitchy old man forum.

    He is bad enough as it is. HE keeps telling me that if I come to where he lives and sleep over (on my stomach with my boxers on bagkwards) that it will help my heart.

    Anyone ever heard of this??/
    Hey Mondo you are obviously over the Heart Attack Good to see you back bro !!!
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  10. 04-04-2005, 06:49 PM #10
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    Thanks,

    I'm training really hard now.

    I do 2 15 minute walks a day.

    Then I sleep

    Then I eat.

    Then I try to convince the old lady that wild sex is good fot the heart.

    Then I sleep. (alone)
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    Poor guy, I feel for you bro.
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  12. 04-04-2005, 06:57 PM #12
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    Actually,

    right now I have something I WISH someone would feel.
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    Pathetic horny old bastard, Mondo , it sounds like you have put alot of thought into your "sleep over" fantasy...........sorry bro it would never work between us!
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    Then STOP PMing me whore.
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  15. 04-04-2005, 07:14 PM #15
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    I can't......... you're like heroin bro
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    I know, when you try and quit you get the shakes and a real bad headache.

    Wifey has been saying that for years

    6 to go
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  17. 04-04-2005, 07:19 PM #17
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    No your wife gets those when you APPROACH her for sex!
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  19. 04-04-2005, 07:22 PM #19
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    k how much is it?
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    I lied, you'll never mod anywhere ever. sucker.
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  21. 04-04-2005, 07:24 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    k how much is it?

    LOSER!!!!

    What is that lttle girl talk.,.....k??/

    Be a man and represent old guys properly sissy!
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  22. 04-04-2005, 07:27 PM #22
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    Oh that was just mean...............cruel..........crushing.......d evastating, that's okay I wouldn't want to babysit anyway so THERE!
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  24. 04-04-2005, 07:28 PM #24
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    Mondo, in your condition my four year old could beat you down like Ike beat Tina!
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    No I'm not lying, just leave me alone you hater
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    I am in the best shape and condition of any 40 year old heart attack victim I know.

    LOSER.

    Just a matter of time before Mondo is doing 2g a week and making the rest of you sissy boys my biatches, but for now I need a nap. lol

    1000

    Now can I be in the club and get the secret handshake???????

    PLEASE
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  27. 04-04-2005, 07:32 PM #27
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    Okay I'll show you the shake.............grab BDs penis by the shaft............
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    Yeah, and????
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  29. 04-04-2005, 07:36 PM #29
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    he'll show you the rest it's "private" But watch out it spits at you at the end from what i hear!
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    Speaking of which. Nurses were curious why nuts were so small compared the big unit....They like the whole in shape tan shaved 40 year old guy thing. They brough in the razor and i just chuckled. Needless tosay they didn't need it. My wife was hysterical until then.........Mondo definately a few french fries short of happy meal!
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    nuts are just "crotch jewelry", useless if you're done having kids and are on HRT
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    nuts are just "crotch jewelry", useless if you're done having kids and are on HRT

    Ain't that the truth.

    Still a pain to shave tho. kinda fun at the same time. Unless son accidentally walks in and asks WTF are you doing dad???
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    u old guys make me sick, specially you vic, im ashamed of you... go around making fun over another old cripple cause his heart gave out, you just wait till yours does, and ill have to come up there and push u around in a wheel chair.........
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    I'm just happy that I can now beat Mondo at shuffle board, he's too weak!
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    give me a couple o weeks and I'll show you how to shuffle and lawn bowl.

    Hey vic, do they do botox for men folk????
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    u guys are out of control
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