Thread: Funny Joke....
04-04-2005, 11:27 AM #1
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I'd really
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bed room apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
04-04-2005, 11:30 AM #2
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04-04-2005, 06:51 PM #6Senior Member
- Join Date
- Feb 2005
- Your Mom's House
Thats tore up.
04-04-2005, 08:29 PM #7Senior Member
- Join Date
- Dec 2004
- in a hole
thats great lol
04-04-2005, 10:09 PM #8
04-04-2005, 10:15 PM #9
always lookin to lighten up the day arent ya?
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