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  1. 04-04-2005, 11:27 AM #1
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    Funny Joke....

    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
    counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I'd really
    rather have a job."

    The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
    just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
    chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bed room apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

    The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!"
    The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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  2. 04-04-2005, 11:30 AM #2
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  3. 04-04-2005, 11:32 AM #3
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    lolol
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  4. 04-04-2005, 11:34 AM #4
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  5. 04-04-2005, 11:35 AM #5
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    nice
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  6. 04-04-2005, 06:51 PM #6
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    Thats tore up.
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  7. 04-04-2005, 08:29 PM #7
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    thats great lol
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  8. 04-04-2005, 10:09 PM #8
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    good one
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  9. 04-04-2005, 10:15 PM #9
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