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    More Jokes....

    1)

    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for
    >>a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife
    >>that he had terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis
    >>into the pickle slicer.
    >>
    >> His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk
    >>about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to
    >>overcome the compulsion on his own.
    >>
    >> One day a few weeks later, Bill came home. His wife could see at
    >>once that something was seriously wrong.
    >>
    >> "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
    >>
    >> "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge
    >>to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
    >>
    >> "Oh, Bill, you didn't."
    >>
    >> "Yes, I did."
    >>
    >> "My! God, Bill, what happened?"
    >>
    >> "I got fired."
    >>
    >> "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
    >>
    >> "Oh...she got fired too."


    2)


    >> A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
    >>breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty
    >>years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
    >>
    >> "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked
    >>as jaybirds fifty years ago."
    >>
    >> "Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times."
    >>
    >> Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the
    >>table.
    >>
    >> "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My
    >>
    >> nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
    >>
    >> "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee
    >>and
    >>
    >> the other is in your oatmeal."

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    that second one's kinda nasty, but still funny

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    The second one if ****in hilarioius. Good job bro.

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    thank u for lightening up my day

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    no problem boys!!!

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