More Jokes....

[HeavyHitter]

1)

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for
>>a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife
>>that he had terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis
>>into the pickle slicer.
>>
>> His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk
>>about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to
>>overcome the compulsion on his own.
>>
>> One day a few weeks later, Bill came home. His wife could see at
>>once that something was seriously wrong.
>>
>> "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
>>
>> "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge
>>to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
>>
>> "Oh, Bill, you didn't."
>>
>> "Yes, I did."
>>
>> "My! God, Bill, what happened?"
>>
>> "I got fired."
>>
>> "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
>>
>> "Oh...she got fired too."


2)


>> A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
>>breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty
>>years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
>>
>> "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked
>>as jaybirds fifty years ago."
>>
>> "Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times."
>>
>> Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the
>>table.
>>
>> "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My
>>
>> nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
>>
>> "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee
>>and
>>
>> the other is in your oatmeal."

[Nutz56]

that second one's kinda nasty, but still funny

[Vito_Gatti]

The second one if ****in hilarioius. Good job bro.

[mushroomstampr]

thank u for lightening up my day

[HeavyHitter]

no problem boys!!!