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    funny ass joke

    A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
    "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

    The father thought for a moment, then answered,
    "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
    dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
    million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt

    for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned."

    So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep
    with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

    The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money
    to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

    The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
    Pitt for a million dollars?"

    The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in

    a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

    The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
    Pitt for a million dollars?"

    "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
    would buy?"

    The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back
    to his dad.

    His father asked him, "So did you find out the difference between
    potentially and realistically?"

    The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting
    on three million dollars...... but realistically,..... we're living with

    two sluts and a queer.

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    Now thats funny.

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    *two thumbs up*

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    ahhaah thats a ****ing pisser!

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    that is about the funniest joke i have read in a while. i was in tears in the office when i read that. so of course i had to pass it along to you guys

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    LMFAO hahahahah... i like the saying about procrastination....... Procrastination, its like masturbation, in the end your only facking yourself

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    2 funny

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    lol nice one

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    thats awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    LMFAO hahahahah... i like the saying about procrastination....... Procrastination, its like masturbation, in the end your only facking yourself
    I've never read a more true statement.....especially bc i do both on a daily basis

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    LMFAO that was good

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    good ones.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mushroomstampr
    I've never read a more true statement.....especially bc i do both on a daily basis
    lol you and me both

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    that is a classic joke

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    LOL Hilarious

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    hahaha

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    thats how i feel when i hang out with bouncer, bdtr and maraxus

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    That gave me a good chuckle

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    Was reading through an old maxim and came across pretty much the same joke only with a little change, was going to post it today.

    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
    "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

    The father thought for a moment, then answered,
    "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
    dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
    million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt

    for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned."

    So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep
    with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

    The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money
    to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

    The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
    Pitt for a million dollars?"

    The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in

    a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

    The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
    Pitt for a million dollars?"

    "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
    would buy?"

    The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back
    to his dad.

    His father asked him, "So did you find out the difference between
    potentially and realistically?"

    The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting
    on three million dollars...... but realistically,..... we're living with

    two sluts and a queer.

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    funny stuff

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    great one

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    Funny. :spudniklu

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    very funny

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    good one

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    hillarious!

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    that is hilarious! thank you that made my day

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    just resent it via email to family and friends..
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