funny ass joke

[hung-solo]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt

for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money
to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in

a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back
to his dad.

His father asked him, "So did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting
on three million dollars...... but realistically,..... we're living with

two sluts and a queer.

[BUBBA74]

Now thats funny.

[Mesomorphyl]

*two thumbs up*

[peaker]

ahhaah thats a ****ing pisser!

[HeavyHitter]

[hung-solo]

that is about the funniest joke i have read in a while. i was in tears in the office when i read that. so of course i had to pass it along to you guys

[needmorestrength]

LMFAO hahahahah... i like the saying about procrastination....... Procrastination, its like masturbation, in the end your only facking yourself

[kman]

2 funny

[nitro_fusion]

lol nice one

[31uniform]

thats awesome!

[mushroomstampr]

LMFAO hahahahah... i like the saying about procrastination....... Procrastination, its like masturbation, in the end your only facking yourself

I've never read a more true statement.....especially bc i do both on a daily basis

[Bigpup101]

LMFAO that was good

[jc3]

good ones.....

[needmorestrength]

I've never read a more true statement.....especially bc i do both on a daily basis

lol you and me both

[Nutz56]

that is a classic joke

[SplinterCell]

LOL Hilarious

[gya321]

hahaha

[decadbal]

thats how i feel when i hang out with bouncer, bdtr and maraxus

[Vito_Gatti]

That gave me a good chuckle

[BDTR]

Was reading through an old maxim and came across pretty much the same joke only with a little change, was going to post it today.

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt

for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money
to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in

a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back
to his dad.

His father asked him, "So did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting
on three million dollars...... but realistically,..... we're living with

two sluts and a queer.

[GQplaya]

funny stuff

[Basilus]

great one

[Slick Arrado]

Funny. :spudniklu

[Jantzen4k]

very funny

[alevok]

good one

[BARLOW]

hillarious!

[symatech]

that is hilarious! thank you that made my day

[spywizard]

just resent it via email to family and friends..

[*Narkissos*]